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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 30, 2023 8:15 pm

they need to tie NIL money to mandatory bowl participation and all colleges should agree to it
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Sat Dec 30, 2023 8:30 pm

College football is ruined, and I think it’s irreparable

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:57 am

eCat wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 8:15 pm they need to tie NIL money to mandatory bowl participation and all colleges should agree to it
who is "they?" As far as I know, every NIL operates entirely independent of each other. They are separate entities that have ZERO to do with the universities that the student athletes they are "sponsoring" are affiliated. That is by design, so they can bribe the players to play only for the schools they give a damn, and the federal government can fuck right off with their Title-IX restrictions and equalization legislation.

Each NIL could say to the players they are "sponsoring", play in the bullshit bowl, or no money. And if the kid is a 3-star or whatever, he would agree to that. But if he is a 5-star, he'll be like....

"Listen you old millionaire fuck, I am 17 and I got nine other NILs from 9 other schools that offered who don't tell me what to do so, I'll pass on your blackmail"

and that might be it.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:14 am

Turning it into the wild west from the start was a bad move.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:35 pm

I think they are shooting themselves in the foot (the players)

why would I want to give $100K to an NIL slush fund if I'm an FSU guy, just to see the kid sit out in a bowl game and FSU loses by the biggest margin in bowl history?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:47 pm

eCat wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:35 pm I think they are shooting themselves in the foot (the players)

why would I want to give $100K to an NIL slush fund if I'm an FSU guy, just to see the kid sit out in a bowl game and FSU loses by the biggest margin in bowl history?
You wouldn't. But that is because you give a damn about a non playoff Orange Bowl. The non playoff Orange Bowl is no longer the point, nor is it of any concern to donating members of the NIL.

If you had $100K to give the F$U NIL, you are not angry with the players who sat out a now meaningless bowl game. You are angry with the CFP selection committee for leaving you out of the playoffs. That is not the player's fault that you donated to, you wouldn't blame them. The only reason why we have NILs is because we have now have a 12 team playoff.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 01, 2024 7:29 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 01, 2024 8:04 pm

There should be a MNF game today. Unacceptable.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:58 am

Well those were two exceptional playoff games.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:21 pm

best part of the Texas/Washington game

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:42 pm

What happened?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:58 pm

Pirated Cinamax

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:58 am

hedge wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:42 pmWhat happened?

Camera is panning down Bourbon Street, catches woman showing titties for beads
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:29 pm

Eagles are flailing. Shouldn’t have given Hurts all that money. He’s not that good. Not as bad as Daniel Jones but not too far off either.
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:48 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:54 pm Suck my ding dong. You ain't going anywhere.
You don’t have to be that good when everyone else is bad.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:26 pm

Lucky. The Jags are a fucking joke! Naw. Congrats. Our divison is the toughest around. Finishing last with a winning record is fucking weird. Hasn't happened since 35. And we lost draft spots as well. Thus sums up our 2023 season.

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Jan 07, 2024 10:05 pm

Go Browns and Texans. New and upcoming AFC teams in, and a few of the old ones we thought were good get exposed as frauds.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:43 am

That last part is kinda like you, except for the "we thought were good" part...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:52 am

Tree wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 10:05 pm Go Browns and Texans.
Idiot

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:09 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:43 am That last part is kinda like you, except for the "we thought were good" part...
Are you this big a dork in real life?
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