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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Tue Oct 17, 2023 8:45 pm

Everyone knows you're fat, dude. Maybe not DS fat, but whatever. Quit fronting ffs.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Oct 18, 2023 12:21 am

I’m built for comfort, not for speed….
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Sun Oct 22, 2023 9:22 pm

I bought a small pack of laffy taffy off Amazon today. Candy prices are terrible on the web, brahs. Most of the deals you pay more than at a gas station.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by sardis » Mon Oct 23, 2023 9:28 am

Halloween candy is quite expensive this year.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:23 pm

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 31, 2023 8:19 am

I don't understand California - never will

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A California house that recently went on the market for $1.55 million has a lot of perks. It’s within walking distance to a major mall, it’s spacious enough for a family, and it’s located in a safe neighborhood.

But there’s one caveat that might deter potential buyers. As recently as March, the previous owner allegedly used the home’s garage as a methamphetamine lab.

Keller Williams Realty’s listing for the San Jose house notes that the home, which is considered contaminated, still contains the inactive lab. A spokesman for Santa Clara County’s health department said in a statement that nobody can enter the house until it is decontaminated.

The home will be turned over to the buyer in its current state, Keller Williams Realty said on its website.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Tue Oct 31, 2023 10:08 am

A meth lab could be considered a perk...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 31, 2023 12:25 pm

That's a steal

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:49 pm

Cats

-smart, fast, witty
-all time most efficient hunters on planet earth

Dogs

-retarded aspies
-slow
-plodding
-eat cat poo regularly
-can't hunt
-not smart at all
-half of them can fetch a stick


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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:43 am

Homo

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Sat Nov 18, 2023 5:50 pm

Yeah, that’s Liberace-gay…
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Sat Nov 18, 2023 7:30 pm

That's RuPaul with a fist full of crystal meth stuck up Liberace's ass gay...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Sat Nov 18, 2023 7:34 pm

Dang. Sucks to be you guys.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 18, 2023 10:26 pm

We're not gay

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:31 pm

You say that a lot I noticed.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:59 pm

Just trying to make it clear.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:27 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 10, 2023 9:47 pm

I give away a dresser and mirror today on Facebook Marketplace - mark it as free

all kinds of people message me, one guy is persistent, I figured someone could use it, fine, I don't want to sell something that has a couple of broken drawers and I mention it in the ad.

Dude shows up in a brand new - as in temporary tags, BMW X6 M series. Like that's a 100K car

I really wanted someone to get it who fucking needed it.

BTW, a dresser will fit in the back of a BMW X6 if anyone cares
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 10, 2023 10:24 pm

That's a DS car.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Mon Dec 11, 2023 9:54 am

Yeah, he’s gonna need all his extra cash going forward for maintenance on that ride…
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