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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Oct 12, 2023 1:00 pm

sardis wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 9:04 am I know what he’s thinking. Yeah, she’s a shitshow, but it’s probably the best piece of ass I’ll ever get.

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She has been fucking him to keep him happy and get him to agree to something more favorable and begrudgingly kept the charade going a bit longer to avoid shit getting weird in public by shutting him down there. She’ll shut him down when he wants a late night booty call and it will snowball from there.

I’ve seen it before in my line of work….
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 12, 2023 2:58 pm

the old saying goes - show me a man with the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you a man that's tired of fucking her
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:07 pm

A few hits. Mostly misses.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 17, 2023 10:40 pm

You taking about the teen club?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Oct 18, 2023 12:16 am

Tree wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:07 pm A few hits. Mostly misses.
If that’s the case, I hope your ex-wife improves her aim….
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Post by Tree » Wed Oct 18, 2023 8:59 am

A little heavy handed. No pun intended.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:33 pm

Dag. Shit just got real.

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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 30, 2023 8:12 pm

Did he really die?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Oct 30, 2023 11:54 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 8:12 pm Did he really die?
yes he is gone
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sun Nov 05, 2023 4:54 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Nov 05, 2023 8:16 pm

holy shit eCat. Wow. A little soon maybe?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sun Nov 05, 2023 9:07 pm

heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:20 am

That’s awesome
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:51 am

A++
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 23, 2023 7:25 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:05 am

this seems like it has potential

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Nov 28, 2023 1:37 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:05 am this seems like it has potential

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