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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Aug 31, 2023 8:45 pm

UConn is giving the wolfies a game. This is a serious match up here.
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Post by sardis » Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:44 am

I’ve heard this rumor before, but I thought no way, unless the ACC knows it’s on the verge of being poached.

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Post by aTm » Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:01 am

So let me get this straight, the ACC added a team that agreed to play for free for seven years?
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Post by hedge » Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:55 am

It's all about love of that sport man. People from Texas don't get that....
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Sep 01, 2023 1:55 pm

aTm wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:01 am So let me get this straight, the ACC added a team that agreed to play for free for seven years?
They are desperate. At the moment, there are very few chairs left to sit in and the music will soon stop. If you are walking around those very few remaining chairs, you would agree to things that make no sense (things that just aren't fair) so that you may "survive." Survival is all that matters at the moment, not $$$$.

SMU joined the ACC today. Ask them what the "death sentence" is like? It cost them 40 years. How much is that in $$$$?
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Sep 01, 2023 1:55 pm

rat, sorry about your Gators.
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Post by Tree » Fri Sep 01, 2023 5:03 pm

College sports are officially over. Players needed to get paid but they didn't plan this out very well, or at all really.
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Sep 01, 2023 5:20 pm

Tree wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 5:03 pm College sports are officially over. Players needed to get paid but they didn't plan this out very well, or at all really.
Problem is feminism.

Feminism => Title IX legislation
Title IX => created scholarships and sports that no one cares about, sports no one watches, to equalize the 85 scholies for the sport everyone cares about and pays huge dollars to watch
Sports no one cares about => must be funded by revenue sports
Revenue college sports => football and men's hoop

All this is, is scrambling for maximizing revenue for the one sport that pays the bills, while at the same time, trying to minimize the costs of feminism and Title IX. This is what happens when feminists come into legislative power and make laws based on feminism. You ruin something that was perfectly good.
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Post by hedge » Fri Sep 01, 2023 6:25 pm

Jesus fuckin christ man, give it a fucking rest already....
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:13 pm

hedge wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 6:25 pm Jesus fuckin christ man, give it a fucking rest already....
If the house is flooding from a busted pipe, the first thing you do is find the main valve, shut it off, and stop the water floor. You can not do anything else until that is done. This is called diagnosing a problem and working to fix it.

In order to fix the problem with illegal immigration, you must first secure the border and get crossings to near zero. Tell that to a democrat, they will say "give it a fucking rest already...."

In order to fix the problem with student loans, you must first allow loans to be discharged in bankruptcy. If that happens, there will be no more student loans, none. And if that happens, higher education loses all their money for horseshit degrees and genders studies professors and administrators get their salaries cut in half or they lose their jobs entirely. Tell that to a democrat (who gets lobbyist dollars from higher education) they will say "give it a fucking rest already...."

In order to fix the problem with all the lonely men throwing up their arms, giving up on society, living in their parents basement to do nothing other than smoke weed, play video games, and masturbate to porn, the men have to be convinced that if they better themselves to make themselves worthy of a wife, that the wife can't just divorce him the moment she is no longer happy. Tell that to a democrat, they will say "give it a fucking rest already...."

You can not fix a problem until you find the root of what is causing the problem. I have done that. Feminism is the root to many problems in Western Civilization. It produces nothing of value, is expensive, and slowly consumes the host. It is cancer. And this cancer has given DS a very lucrative career. He will have to deal with God when he dies if he doesn't change his ways but (while I'm here) I will be the one to remind everyone of what the problem is.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 6:42 am



well, maybe next week

I give them credit for playing a real school to start the season though.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:15 am

They were terrible. Dan Mullen in the studio all smiles really pissed me off because he left the store empty when he was fired. Fuck him.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:07 pm

every 6 or so commercial during the Colorado TCU game is Deion pimping something

As long as Colorado shows up, they are the must watch program
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 6:56 pm

That was a hell of a game.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 8:33 pm

I really like his son - seems like both his boys are well grounded.

After the game he was like "they wondered if I could step up to a big power conference. I just threw for 500 yards" but he wasn't talking shit - just a kid excited to be on the national stage
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Post by eCat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 8:34 pm

that's good to see - the left knee moving up and down as he is having a seizure
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 02, 2023 8:54 pm

They put him back in!

And Deion Jr was going off on twitter tonight posting receipts. People keep retweeting them.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Sun Sep 03, 2023 12:48 am

This is from the SC board. Not the comments, the staff story:

Ass kicked would be an appropriate description for what happened along the line of scrimmage for the Gamecocks.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Sep 03, 2023 1:06 am

eCat wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:07 pm every 6 or so commercial during the Colorado TCU game is Deion pimping something

As long as Colorado shows up, they are the must watch program
I will be a Colorado Buffalos fan for the rest of the year. That was decided today. They are far too much fun not to root for them.
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