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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:46 am

So, I shouldn't have made fun of Zion since there is now rumors Charlotte may trade their 2nd overall pick to NO for Zion. Charlotte would be stupid enough to do it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:33 am

I wish the Celtics would trade Jaylen Brown and whatever else within reason would be needed for that pick and draft Scoot Henderson. That kid is the real point guard this team needs long term and will be a star, and this sheds Brown's impending super max weighing down the Celtics.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 13, 2023 12:39 pm

Just think of the super max weighing you down...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Jun 13, 2023 12:53 pm

Zion is dead weight right now. And trading Brown for a 20 y/o pg is even worse than leaving the team as is and letting them just compete for a Eastern Conf finals spot every year.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:50 am

"And trading Brown for a 20 y/o pg is even worse than leaving the team as is"

They left two nights later. They had each a passable saddle-horse and a rifle and blanket and they had a mule that carried provisions of dried corn and beef and dates. They rode up into the dripping hills and in the first light Brown raised the rifle and shot the boy through the back of the head. The horse lurched forward and the boy toppled backward, the entire foreplate of his skull gone and the brains exposed. Brown halted his mount and got down and retrieved the sack of coins and took the boy's knife and took his rifle and his powderflask and his coat and he cut the ears from the boy's head and strung them onto his scapular and then he mounted up and rode on. The packmule followed and after a while so did the horse the boy had been riding.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:57 am

Is this the third strike for Huggins?


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Jun 17, 2023 11:52 am

20 years since his last DUI? He's back to his first strike again...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:51 pm

Naw, after the drunkrn gay slur, he's done.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:24 pm

They'll dock another mil of his pay and put him back to work.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:19 pm

End on an Era


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:48 pm

Maybe he'll go somewhere else. Him and Bruce Pearl are the only reason college hoops is even remotely interesting these days.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 17, 2023 10:10 pm

Wvu gave him a choice, resign or be fired. I figured he was done.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jun 18, 2023 7:18 pm

first, the Bill Simmons we all read and listen to 20 years ago is not a Spotify executive, who knew?

and second, he fucking hates Prince Harry


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:22 am

Marcus Smart to the Grizz. Porzingis to the Celts. If Brogdon and Porzingis are healthy next year the Celts just got better.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:44 pm

CP3 to the Dubs for Jordan Poole.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 22, 2023 5:21 pm

No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a Dub like you...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu Jun 22, 2023 7:03 pm

Tree wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:22 am Marcus Smart to the Grizz. Porzingis to the Celts. If Brogdon and Porzingis are healthy next year the Celts just got better.
So did the Grizz
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jun 22, 2023 7:55 pm

I will be rooting my nuts off for the Warriors, mostly so CP3 can get his but also like to see Steph extend his legacy as is deserved. Last year in the window. Steph, Klay, CP3, and Draymond? Despite all getting up there in age the 4 of them plus Wiggins will be absolute hell on wheels.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:16 am

Tree wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:22 am Marcus Smart to the Grizz. Porzingis to the Celts. If Brogdon and Porzingis are healthy next year the Celts just got better.
You are showing your lack of knowledge yet again.

Brogdon is suffering from some sort of catastrophic tendon injury in his elbow -- on top of his career-long injury problems -- and that's why the original trade fell through. Heck, Brogdon's injury is so severe that folks are saying no one will trade for Brogdon.

Porzingis could be a great option, but he's as healthy as Rat's liver most of the time.

Granted, I have long thought that Smart needed to be traded this summer. Smart's time in Boston is up because he has peaked and is starting to slide downhill, but it wasn't worth trading Smart for this. It looks great on paper, but it's not going to work.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:18 am

GG Jackson really fucked up by reclassing for South Carolina, and Terquavion Smith fucked up by not leaving last year.
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