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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:29 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:32 pm

whatever works
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:01 am

My ex still doesn't know I'm sponging off her Netflix. When my daughters cat dies I'm gonna have to get my own account or get her a new cat.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:56 pm

Damn. I thought Val Kilmer was dead.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:32 pm

Read the second paragraph under this guy's mini bio...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000657/bio ... _ov_bio_sm
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:43 pm

You've been doing that for years.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:18 pm

SIL has decided to leave her husband, the sisters have been on a group call all night scheming on how she should do it.

fucking women man, I'm in here listening to this shit - put black tape over the light on hidden cameras and record it to the cloud so he can't delete it

I was with the husband over the holidays and I told him - dude, this is 4 against 1, don't trust any of 'em, including my wife.

He isn't a dumbass, I know he told me some shit, knowing I would tell my wife and it would get back to his wife.

Divorce is in the air and everyone is a manipulative son of a bitch.

As I am typing this they are talking about how to transfer money into an account he can't get to.

He's a jew

He's been 4 steps ahead of them since before they got married. She is going to find out that fact very soon I'm afraid
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:50 pm

eCat wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:18 pm SIL has decided to leave her husband, the sisters have been on a group call all night scheming on how she should do it.

fucking women man, I'm in here listening to this shit - put black tape over the light on hidden cameras and record it to the cloud so he can't delete it

I was with the husband over the holidays and I told him - dude, this is 4 against 1, don't trust any of 'em, including my wife.

He isn't a dumbass, I know he told me some shit, knowing I would tell my wife and it would get back to his wife.

Divorce is in the air and everyone is a manipulative son of a bitch.

As I am typing this they are talking about how to transfer money into an account he can't get to.

He's a jew

He's been 4 steps ahead of them since before they got married. She is going to find out that fact very soon I'm afraid
$$$$$$$$

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:30 am

Them jews are crafty with their coins.

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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:00 pm

eCat wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:18 pm SIL has decided to leave her husband, the sisters have been on a group call all night scheming on how she should do it.

fucking women man, I'm in here listening to this shit - put black tape over the light on hidden cameras and record it to the cloud so he can't delete it

I was with the husband over the holidays and I told him - dude, this is 4 against 1, don't trust any of 'em, including my wife.
In all of their "scheming" has even one of the sisters asked your SIL why she wants the divorce, if she has any grounds for divorce or not?

When my wife's brother found out that his wife was divorcing him, I reached out to her and asked her what grounds she had for leaving him and taking him to the cleaners? She hung up the phone. That was more than 10 years ago. She and I have not exchanged a word in 11 years. At every "event" where her kids are involved, I always attend because her kids love me and she is there and she looks right at me from a distance and I look right back at her, right in the eye. And I keep looking until SHE turns away (and she always does.) She knows what she did and she knows that I will continue to shame her from now until she atones for her actions (attornment means returning all the alimony money she took from my wife's brother.) When the alimony ran out last year (10 years was the judgment) just one week after her last check, she finally marries the man she was fucking and living with all those years because.... she has no financial reason NOT to do so. Well this last time, when her daughter got married, her new husband confronted me at the wedding about how I was treating her. He and I had words. He threatened me if I didn't stop making his wife feel bad. I told him, you are a fucking home wrecker, you are filthy and disgusting, I have no respect for you, please take a swing at me pal and I will hit you so hard that you will have a heart attack and drop dead right here at your step daughter's wedding. He just looked at me and looked right back at him, never turning away, never backing down. Eventually he pussied out and walked away, a shamed man. He should be ashamed of himself. He started fucking this woman before she divorced my wife's brother.

People need to SHAME this feral behavior. We need to SHAME and SHUN the people who use assholes like DookSucks to enrich themselves simply because they are not in love anymore. No-fault-divorce is the devil's work and DS operates in the devil's profession and he will have Hell to pay when he dies and and stands before God on His judgment.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:50 pm

"When my wife's brother found out that his wife was divorcing him, I reached out to her and asked her what grounds she had for leaving him and taking him to the cleaners? She hung up the phone. That was more than 10 years ago. She and I have not exchanged a word in 11 years."

I'm sure that fact alone has made her never regret her decision, even if she didn't get a penny from her husband...
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:52 pm

"He just looked at me and looked right back at him, never turning away, never backing down."

Of all the things that have never happened, that never happened the most...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:54 pm

"People need to SHAME this feral behavior. We need to SHAME and SHUN the people"

Some people are oblivious to shame. Just look at yourself. We've shamed and shunned you in here for years and you're completely oblivious to it. Why do you think anybody else would care if you did it to them?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:19 pm

That's the biggest pile of internet tough guy bullshit I have seen in quite some time. I guaranfuckingtee that is fiction.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:03 pm

at the end of the day, she is my wifes sister

if they get divorced chances are I'll never see the guy again so I'm not going to go too far into this and cross blood relatives who I'll have to interact with for a few more years.

its ugly now, as most divorces are, and I'm just going to stay in my lane.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:16 pm

You can instigate on our behalf just a little bit though.

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Post by aTm » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:53 pm

Give her IBs phone number and tell her to call it if she needs to talk about it.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:20 pm

I would love to get DS and IB in a locked room for 2 minutes. Only one would walk out, and it wouldn't be IB...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:14 pm

and she is there and she looks right at me from a distance and I look right back at her, right in the eye. And I keep looking until SHE turns away (and she always does.)
What kind of fake ass punk crap is that?
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