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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:54 pm

Sardis with the A+
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:19 pm

Yeah, that's was good. So unexpected from sardis...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by Saint » Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:49 pm

I went fishing with a friend of mine last week at the coast and we stopped just about sundown with just enough light to see our way across the creek to the boat ramp. I was on the front of the boat and fucking missed the dock and went in the water. It wasn't too cold but I killed my phone and a phone charger in my pocket (tried the rice thing for 36 hours but it didn't work). The worst thing is that I hit my back on the boat and either cracked or broke a rib. I've never really been injured my whole life in any way that affected me for more than a day or 2. Man, this shit sucks because every time I sneeze, fart or cough, it's like getting stabbed in the kidney. No health insurance and the doctor would just tell me to take Advil and give it a few weeks but this is giving me a preview of old age. I seriously do not want to hang around for that. I'm 57 and have got about 20 years, at most, left before shit really starts to fall apart.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:10 pm

20 years? Not sure about all that.
Butt juice

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:16 am

Yep. Nothing you can do about broken ribs except cry about the pain on the internet. Been there.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:22 am

Oh, I'll be here for a while, Tree. I don't have the luck to die anytime soon.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:23 am

Need help?

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Post by Saint » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:50 am

If you get involved with me, it won't work out for you. That's the formula.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:32 am

Laughing with broken ribs hurts like a bitch, too…try to avoid it…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:39 am

one thing I've never had to deal with knock on wood
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:34 am

Us drunks fall down alot

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:29 am

"Man, this shit sucks because every time I sneeze, fart or cough, it's like getting stabbed in the kidney."

So basically you're in constant pain...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:32 am

Stu, I've got some Mexican morphine (tramadol) if you want some. I load up on it every time I go down there but never take it, so I've got plenty. It's not near as good as actual morphine, but I'm sure if you double up on the dosage it'll provide some relief...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:36 am

2 years from now, Hedge will be in a prisoner exchange for El Chapo
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:59 am

It's going to take more than El Chapo...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:13 am

They missed their chance in the early 90s

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:27 am

Today I find out if THC cartridges can actually make it through the US Post Office. That would be the only reason that cops would show up at my door anymore. Didn't know they were coming until yesterday. I have good friends I think. Or those fuckers are setting me up. Sometimes our pranks get out of hand.

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Post by Saint » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:37 am

They will. Nobody cares, dumbass.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:39 am

Add wiping my ass to the list of things that are much more difficult. I didn't shit for 4 days after I banged my back on the boat. I guess everything tightened up back there. I took one, hard-earned dump yesterday, a bigger one last night and the floodgates just opened now. I might weigh less than 170 now.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:48 am

Try cyanide. I hear it cures that.

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