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"This is not rocket science."

The truth at last...

[Tree]

In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was

• virginity
• youth
• beauty
• and submissive ignorance

His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.

Yeah, a lot of men were small minded and insecure back then.

God did an amazing thing when he created a woman's sexuality. Her virginity was her blissful ignorance. She didn't know how good the cock was until she was plundered by her first cock. The whole point of a man marrying a girl with an intact hymen was...

Pair Bonding.

That is it tree, pair bonding. The instant a girl has her hymen ruptured by the first cock that breaks it, she will forever and ever, remember it. She "pair bonds" with that one and only cock. That is what makes marriage so sacred, what makes the marriage last a lifetime as God has ordained.

Girls who lose their virginity on their wedding night, they have pair bonded. If you pair bond, you have a 98% chance of never divorcing. That is what the church might refer to as a Christian marriage. You see, it is WOMEN (not men) that seek out the fucking asshole family law attorneys of the world (assholes like Dook Sucks) because they want a bigger and better cock. If they didn't have a sample size to choose from, they would stay married to the one and only cock they know.

This is not rocket science.

Maybe you know how to fuck a girl right. Get her up against the wall, etc. But I doubt it. So I say let's keep the search for things that IB knows jackshit about going for now. There's got to be something.

And Dooksucks seems like a good fellow. Granted probably because I've only seen him post like 15 times in 5 years.

[Jungle Rat]

IB likes busting teenage hymens.

[innocentbystander]

Yeah, a lot of men were small minded and insecure back then.

God did an amazing thing when he created a woman's sexuality. Her virginity was her blissful ignorance. She didn't know how good the cock was until she was plundered by her first cock. The whole point of a man marrying a girl with an intact hymen was...

Pair Bonding.

That is it tree, pair bonding. The instant a girl has her hymen ruptured by the first cock that breaks it, she will forever and ever, remember it. She "pair bonds" with that one and only cock. That is what makes marriage so sacred, what makes the marriage last a lifetime as God has ordained.

Girls who lose their virginity on their wedding night, they have pair bonded. If you pair bond, you have a 98% chance of never divorcing. That is what the church might refer to as a Christian marriage. You see, it is WOMEN (not men) that seek out the fucking asshole family law attorneys of the world (assholes like Dook Sucks) because they want a bigger and better cock. If they didn't have a sample size to choose from, they would stay married to the one and only cock they know.

This is not rocket science.

Maybe you know how to fuck a girl right. Get her up against the wall, etc. But I doubt it. So I say let's keep the search for things that IB knows jackshit about going for now. There's got to be something.

And Dooksucks seems like a good fellow. Granted probably because I've only seen him post like 15 times in 5 years.

I just educated you on pair bonding. Be grateful.

[Jungle Rat]

You educated us on insanity. Didn't ask.

[Saint]

You stated the obvious: Ugly chicks don't get fucked before marriage to an equally ugly dude and then, of course, they stay married because who the fuck wants to fuck either of them. There's a lot of ugly-ass people in this country.

[Jungle Rat]

You described his sex life to a T.

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[hedge]

I could see Stu going that route...

[eCat]

best advice I could give before you marry a woman is look at her mom, and ask yourself could you be married to that 25 years from now

cause that is what is going to happen

[Saint]

Well my wife's mom was a total hottie in the '70s but now she's not even 70 and looks like Grandma-ma on the Addams Family. She still smokes though, which is a major reason why my wife still looks pretty damn hot at 53, almost 54. Her mom was looking rough when I met her, but when she was in her late 30s, early 40s she was still smoking hot.

[hedge]

"best advice I could give before you marry a woman is look at her mom, and ask yourself could you be married to that 25 years from now

cause that is what is going to happen"

I'm trying to find a tie-in b/w that post and Hobo with a Shotgun....

[hedge]

"my wife still looks pretty damn hot at 53, almost 54."

She would never say that about you...

[Saint]

Doesn't mean it's not true. I'm getting all types of attention wth my new bod. You probably get the attention of the free samples lady at Trader Joe's waving you over to happily taste whatever's offered when you waddle by.

[innocentbystander]

You educated us on insanity. Didn't ask.

wasn't for you. I've given up on you. You are beyond hope.

[eCat]

"best advice I could give before you marry a woman is look at her mom, and ask yourself could you be married to that 25 years from now

cause that is what is going to happen"

I'm trying to find a tie-in b/w that post and Hobo with a Shotgun....

I loosely read what IB was talking about before and Saint commenting on ugly women only marrying ugly men or something similar.

[innocentbystander]

You stated the obvious: Ugly chicks don't get fucked before marriage to an equally ugly dude and then, of course, they stay married because who the fuck wants to fuck either of them. There's a lot of ugly-ass people in this country.

A virgin woman (who has her hymen broken on her wedding night) has a 98% chance of staying married until death ends the marriage. That is because she pair bonds.

Women file for divorce, not men (not usually.) No fault divorce was created by feminist women to fulfill their feminist imperative of "freedom." Men do NOT want to get married to women who think "freedom" is more important that staying married. And women who know of only one cock, they are dramatically LESS interested in seeking out assholes like DookSucks to give them "freedom" because they are "happy" with the one and only cock they know.

That is pair bonding.

[eCat]

I"m happy with how my wife looks in her early 50's, but you know, you can't fight father time

At some point menopause is going to kick in and I'm just gonna spend alot more time in my workshop

[innocentbystander]

"best advice I could give before you marry a woman is look at her mom, and ask yourself could you be married to that 25 years from now

cause that is what is going to happen"

I'm trying to find a tie-in b/w that post and Hobo with a Shotgun....

I loosely read what IB was talking about before and Saint commenting on ugly women only marrying ugly men or something similar.

At one time (maybe not so long ago) men used to WANT to be married. They "chased" women to wife one of them up. And men knew exactly what women were looking for when "settling" for them.



Hypergamy,

A man had to bring something to the table (a career, a house, financial stability, education, something) something that SHE didn't have to provide. She was marrying UP in class, not him. Women almost NEVER married down in class.

Men wanted

• virginity
• youth
• fertility
• debt-free
• beauty

It was all so simple then.

But along came FEMINISM and fucked everything all up. Now men don't want to better themselves because they don't even want to get married. Because the pickings for wife material, you can choose from

• morbidly obese, infertile, chain smoker over there,
• this twice divorced, infertile/old lunatic with BPD over here,
• this one with $200,000 of student loans to get her bullshit degree over there,
• that one with two bankruptcies and ex-boyfriend that she used to live with that still stalks her over there,
• or you can always marry the one with 3 kids (from two different dads, never married to EITHER) who can't even spell her name properly over there.

Great choices! Every one of them with stretched out pussies offering NO friction for you. All the innocence and purity and debt free virgin maidens, all gone. Is it any surprise that all the young men want to do is stay at home, live in the basement, smoke weed, play video games, and masturbate to porn all night?

[Jungle Rat]

Somebody shoot this fuck face please.