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Tree · Post by **Tree** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:51 am

No tard. He gets shit done, cracks jokes, and fucks younger women.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:53 am

I'm sure part of it is make up and lighting but damn, I hope I look that good if I make it that far

In the show he bones a 50'ish year old woman and she is grossed when he admits he is 75 years old, then she ends up boning him again later.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:06 pm

Saw the 1st one. I'll wait till there's a few more out. Not something I'd put on my schedule.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Dec 08, 2022 5:44 am

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:00 am

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:06 pm Saw the 1st one. I'll wait till there's a few more out. Not something I'd put on my schedule.

I would like it if a blue-ringed octopus was on your schedule.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:53 am

----> EXIT

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm

I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:47 pm

I wish you'd go down the graveyard hole next.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:22 pm

Do the math!!

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:46 pm

2.5' x 8' x 6' = My dream for you.

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:55 pm

Solid!

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:16 pm

Legendary scene!

privileged cvnt who went to an elite university who thinks she is entitled to slave office labor wrote:Okay just leave.

a real woman with dignity wrote:Hey you want to tell me what to do, put me on the fucking payroll!

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:19 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...

In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was

virginity
youth
beauty
and submissive ignorance

His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:31 pm

Dammit. He's still alive.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:22 pm

"His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy."

She divorced him when she was 23...

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:54 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:22 pm "His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy."

She divorced him when she was 23...

Probably because living among movie producers, she found a 1920s version of Harvey Weinstein and (as such) a bigger cock to hop up and down on.

Compare and Despair

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:58 pm

Fucking idiot

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 5:27 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:19 pm
hedge wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...
In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was
virginity
youth
beauty
and submissive ignorance
His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.

Yeah, a lot of men were small minded and insecure back then.

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 6:07 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 5:27 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:19 pm
hedge wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...
In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was
virginity
youth
beauty
and submissive ignorance
His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.
Yeah, a lot of men were small minded and insecure back then.

God did an amazing thing when he created a woman's sexuality. Her virginity was her blissful ignorance. She didn't know how good the cock was until she was plundered by her first cock. The whole point of a man marrying a girl with an intact hymen was...

Pair Bonding.

That is it tree, pair bonding. The instant a girl has her hymen ruptured by the first cock that breaks it, she will forever and ever, remember it. She "pair bonds" with that one and only cock. That is what makes marriage so sacred, what makes the marriage last a lifetime as God has ordained.

Girls who lose their virginity on their wedding night, they have pair bonded. If you pair bond, you have a 98% chance of never divorcing. That is what the church might refer to as a Christian marriage. You see, it is WOMEN (not men) that seek out the fucking asshole family law attorneys of the world (assholes like Dook Sucks) because they want a bigger and better cock. If they didn't have a sample size to choose from, they would stay married to the one and only cock they know.

This is not rocket science.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 6:21 pm

"she found a bigger cock to hop up and down on."

I bet that's happened to you a lot...

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