College Football

The Forum Without Decorum.

Moderators: eCat, hedge, Cletus

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:50 pm

Nice grab by Pickens. Was that his 1st catch of the year?

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:57 pm


User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:57 pm

NFL will probably kill that within the hour.

User avatar
Tree
Senior
Posts: 3312
Joined: Sat May 27, 2017 5:32 pm
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!

Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:27 pm

good catch
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

User avatar
The Gray Ghost
Senior
Posts: 1141
Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:09 pm
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by The Gray Ghost » Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:25 pm

I watched GameDay for the first time in ages. I always liked Corso's contribution to the show, but it's sad how they wheel him out for the last 10 minute piece and he can barely utter relevant dialog. Time to find someone with a new schtick and let Corso preserve some dignity off stage.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:29 pm

Have you seen Mort on Sundays?

User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26778
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:29 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23369
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:39 am

I was keeping up with that score

It wasn't a good showing for UK yesterday either and we get Ole Miss on the road Saturday
Arkansas misses a gimme field goal to lose to A&M at home.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

DooKSucks
G. Pompous Ass, II, Esq.
Posts: 4856
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:48 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Sep 25, 2022 2:26 pm

Jesus

I’m getting too old for this shit
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:22 pm

How old was Jesus when they nailed him?

DooKSucks
G. Pompous Ass, II, Esq.
Posts: 4856
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:48 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:24 pm

Younger than I am now…
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

User avatar
innocentbystander
All-American
Posts: 7706
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:40 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Boston College
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Location: Arizona

Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:27 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:22 pm How old was Jesus when they nailed him?
33
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:46 pm

I wish they nailed you at 33. In the face.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23369
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 4:52 pm

I went hiking in the gorge today so I missed the Bengals game but the score indicates they got their shit together
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 5:20 pm

In a way. Injuries too. Still can't run the fucking ball. Or at least Mixon can't. Line looked better but Burrow still took some shots. Thought he blew his knee out again once. Gotta be fixed.

User avatar
Tree
Senior
Posts: 3312
Joined: Sat May 27, 2017 5:32 pm
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!

Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:11 pm

Matt Ryan still has a trick or two up his sleeve.

Allen passed for 400 yards, while Tua had 186 and the Dolphins had 40 total rushing yards. Guess who won?
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:16 pm

Dolphins are gonna catch shit for letting Tua stay in there.

User avatar
Tree
Senior
Posts: 3312
Joined: Sat May 27, 2017 5:32 pm
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!

Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:24 pm

Nice delay of game by the Bucs coming out of a timeout looking to tie with a 2-pt conversion.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30229
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:32 pm

They had one on the TD play before but the refs missed it. They lost anyway.

User avatar
Tree
Senior
Posts: 3312
Joined: Sat May 27, 2017 5:32 pm
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!

Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:41 pm

Terry Bradshaw is old and fat. No more closeups please.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

Post Reply