College Football
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Re: College Football
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
IB is licking his chops on this one. Thanks a lot you dickhead.
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Re: College Football
Let’s see some of these rap lyrics to discuss. Gruden wasn’t making art though. He was just being a straight up bigot pos. And he inherited his SB team to boot.
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- hedge
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Re: College Football
… You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
Here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
Slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick
… When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
Met a girl
That I love
In the whole wide world
… Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
So how the fuck am I supposed
To pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
… It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
… Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em
… Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
Off your knees and then start jugglin
These motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!
… It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
Here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
Slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick
… When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
Met a girl
That I love
In the whole wide world
… Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
So how the fuck am I supposed
To pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
… It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
… Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em
… Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
Off your knees and then start jugglin
These motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!
… It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
- hedge
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Re: College Football
I just showed this to the MIF, she said she totally agrees with it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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- eCat
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Re: College Football
Gruden was a dumbass sending an email like that - documenting it, especially working for ESPN.
Not sure what he was thinking, clearly not much of anything, when he sent it.
That said, no way would I have resigned. I would let them fire me, and I might apologize but probably not. That email predates the cancel culture nonsense prevalent in this country and if the NFL wants to be woke, then make an owner fire a popular coach to prove it.
Not sure what he was thinking, clearly not much of anything, when he sent it.
That said, no way would I have resigned. I would let them fire me, and I might apologize but probably not. That email predates the cancel culture nonsense prevalent in this country and if the NFL wants to be woke, then make an owner fire a popular coach to prove it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- Jungle Rat
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Re: College Football
Gruden was an overrated coach. The Raiders will be better.
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Re: College Football
"if the NFL wants to be woke, then make an owner fire a popular coach to prove it."
So is not wanting the have a blatantly racist, sexist, homophobic guy (who is either too dumb or too arrogant to keep his views to himself) as the face of your multi-billion dollar franchise all it takes to qualify as "woke" now? Damn, low bar...
So is not wanting the have a blatantly racist, sexist, homophobic guy (who is either too dumb or too arrogant to keep his views to himself) as the face of your multi-billion dollar franchise all it takes to qualify as "woke" now? Damn, low bar...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
What next, thinking slavery shouldn't be legal is "woke"?
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Re: College Football
It may have been before cancel culture, but it was 2011. Everyone knew by then that you don’t put stuff in an email that you don’t want others to see. He may have been popular with NFL and team owners, but I don’t think the players were that enthralled with him.
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Re: College Football
I'm not saying he was a good coach, just a popular one
agree, you don't put stupid shit in an email
but I also don't think you should be forced to resign or get fired for it.
If his actions were homophobic, racists or mysoginistic, fine - fire his ass if you think that's appropriate. If he acted on his emails, ok, move on that.
firing him for expressing views, isn't that what gays, minorities and women have been fighting for their rights to begin with?
We're just way to sensitive to this and we're in a world of what you say in a moment without planning or clarity can derail you when it caused zero harm to anyone.
agree, you don't put stupid shit in an email
but I also don't think you should be forced to resign or get fired for it.
If his actions were homophobic, racists or mysoginistic, fine - fire his ass if you think that's appropriate. If he acted on his emails, ok, move on that.
firing him for expressing views, isn't that what gays, minorities and women have been fighting for their rights to begin with?
We're just way to sensitive to this and we're in a world of what you say in a moment without planning or clarity can derail you when it caused zero harm to anyone.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
I agree if its personal email, but not company email.
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Re: College Football
it was a previous employer right?
not that I think that is relevant to my view but it was a previous employer, not his current job.
not that I think that is relevant to my view but it was a previous employer, not his current job.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
At the very real risk of appearing too "woke" for eCat, I think some of the stuff he was emailing around was more than just "stupid shit." Yeah, yeah, I get free speech and all that, but (and I'll admit this is an exaggeration just to make the point) nobody just gets to go around saying "I hate niggers and faggots and women should know their fucking place, too, those cunts," and expect to be accepted in everyday society and workplaces just b/c they have a right to their opinions and a right to express them...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
The NFL is playing Republican games right now. Out of all the emails they collected in the WFT investigation, why only release Grudens? What about Allens replies? Where are all the others? 660K plus? Just a smokescreen to throw you off the putrid stench of Dan Snyder. Complete cover up. The sacrificed Gruden because they couldn't stand him.
Re: College Football
TB-7 is tough to call. Even with a hurt Brady they should cover given Philly’s anemic offense. Then again if their D and special teams can assert themselves like last week, they could eek out a close game. Idk know why Philly doesn’t run the ball more either.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
Re: College Football
This just in. Tom Brady is freakin awesome. I’d change my user pic if it wasn’t such a hassle.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.