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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:48 am

I'm looking forward to the Doherty years Part II
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 12, 2021 12:32 pm

Did Doh get a coaching job somewhere?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 13, 2021 9:08 am

USA Basketball. Catch The Fever.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:51 am

More like malaria...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:18 pm

Which I wish you had a terminal case of...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:41 pm

Come on man, what about the sardines??
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:57 pm

Our new transfer, Brady Manek, has transformed from Larry Bird to Bill Walton. I hope he's half as good as either of them..

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:34 pm

I wish you would transform into an urn.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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B+
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Jul 19, 2021 5:53 pm

STFU
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:35 pm

My buddys kid is a late bloomer but he's had a really kick ass summer and is starting to get more offers.


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jul 25, 2021 9:11 pm

Cal just offered this guy a scholly

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:40 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:35 pm My buddys kid is a late bloomer but he's had a really kick ass summer and is starting to get more offers.

247 says the kid has an offer from College of Charleston. There is so much ass at that school compared to men that it is ridiculous, and the school / community really support that basketball program. He would be treated like a king down there.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 26, 2021 9:07 am

He's got a few now. Tulsa just offered a few days ago.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:50 pm

Wasn't it the College of Charleston where the cheerleaders were moonlighting at the strip club?

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:10 pm

sardis wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:50 pm Wasn't it the College of Charleston where the cheerleaders were moonlighting at the strip club?
I don't know, but Thee Southern Belle (Now Cheetah Club Charleston) has always had some great strippers.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:45 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:19 pm

BAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:44 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:10 pm
sardis wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:50 pm Wasn't it the College of Charleston where the cheerleaders were moonlighting at the strip club?
I don't know, but Thee Southern Belle (Now Cheetah Club Charleston) has always had some great strippers.
I believe it was some of the cheer squad from Coastal Carolina

https://www.pennlive.com/sports/2017/04 ... corts.html

when asked about it, they defended themselves saying that they were Sugar Babies and not whores

https://nypost.com/2017/04/07/how-these ... eir-looks/
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 27, 2021 2:39 pm

Coastal Carolina makes ECU look like Harvard.
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