Alabama Crimson Tide

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:06 pm

Heh.

EFZ

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:39 pm

Since it's almost football season...

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:39 pm

Q : How many Gators does it take to tackle a Nebraska Cornhusker? .......

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:41 pm

Did you hear about the Gator who bought an AM radio?

It took him two weeks to figure out that it worked at night.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:43 pm

What's the difference between a LSU fan and a catfish?

One's a slimy, smelly, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is just a fish.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:46 pm

Why don't they serve ice water at Neyland stadium anymore?

The guy with the recipe died.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:47 pm

How do you know you're staying in a Knoxville hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I've got a leak in my sink" and the person at the desk says "go ahead."

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:50 pm

What did the volunteer say when he caught his wife making love to his best friend?

" Down Fido."

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:52 pm

Why is the turf in Athens going to be torn up and replaced with cardboard?

Because the Bulldogs always play better on paper!

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:54 pm

A Georgia student was visiting a yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the tired line "Where do you go to school at?" The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammer or southern drawl but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student takes a big deep breath and says again, "WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AT!?"

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:57 pm

Two Auburn fans were riding to the game in a pick up truck when they saw two stranded Georgia fans, so they told them to hop in the back and they would give them a ride to the game. On the way the truck swerved and went into a lake. The two Auburn fans died because they could not open the door. The two Georgia fans died because they could not open the tailgate.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:00 pm

What is the preferred method of birth control on Auburn's campus?

Painting an X on the cows that kick!

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:06 pm

Why don't Auburn fans fart?

Their mouths are never closed long enough to build up any pressure!

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:06 pm

I'll be here all week.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:49 pm

Oldies, heh.

Well done.

Did you hear that Chizik is only going to dress 52 players for their first game? The other 18 can dress themselves.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:30 pm

Hats on backward and drawers showing. Fat girls with their bellys showing and crack tats.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:08 pm

Any of you ever been to the "people of wal-mart" web site?

I was in one of their stores the other day and in front of me is a "Doc on steroids" size woman. The clothes she was wearing made me think of the saying "Just 'cause it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it.", but thats a damn lie because they weren't her size. She just kept poking skin and rolls inside until she wouldn't be charged with indecent exposure.

As she picked up whatever it was and put it in her cart she turned and walked down the aisle a little further and you could see part of a tramp stamp. Whatever the tat was supposed to be, if your gonna cover the wings with rolls, just cover it up.

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:31 pm

How is everyone in cheaterland?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:52 pm

I don't know. Been awhile since i've been to Lincoln.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:13 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Oldies, heh.

Well done.

Did you hear that Chizik is only going to dress 52 players for their first game? The other 18 can dress themselves.

But can they bathe themselves? That's where Dooley comes in.

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