Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Yep.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Kessler to Auburn.
ECU has its best player in ages, Jayden Gardner, and he's like "See ya, GreenVegas!" and heads to UVA, which just lost Justin McKoy to UNC. Nobody will know any of the players on their team next year. Sort of like UK every year.
ECU has its best player in ages, Jayden Gardner, and he's like "See ya, GreenVegas!" and heads to UVA, which just lost Justin McKoy to UNC. Nobody will know any of the players on their team next year. Sort of like UK every year.
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Auburn?? WTF?? I guess they told Kessler that he could tell them how many minutes he would get to play, how many 3 point shots per game he'd get to take and generally he'd get to run the team. Oh well, it worked...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Or.......maybe Auburn is better right now?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
close to home and Pearl can talk a kid into playing for him
he wasn't coming to UK because Cal would make him play back to the basket and no 7' wanting to enter the league is going to want a limited skillset
he wasn't coming to UK because Cal would make him play back to the basket and no 7' wanting to enter the league is going to want a limited skillset
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Walter McCarty accused of sexual assault in addition to his inability to pay back loans
he was a hot mess as a coach.
he was a hot mess as a coach.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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especially when Pearl starts tampering with the kid and his family in December...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Carolina Basketball is in a downward spiral. This is the Transition Disaster sequel. Roy really did learn from Dean — make sure a cuckold athletic director is in place, then manipulate the puppet into hiring an assistant with zero head coaching experience. Yeah, we’re the #1 job in College Basketball alright...
Total bullshit!
Total bullshit!
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Heh, I hope not. On a brighter note, Lebo is indeed going to be on the staff, so that will give me a pipeline to the very nerve center of Carolina basketball. I'll have my fingers on the pulse. Nobody nowhere has ever been as inside and connected as I will be. Suck it, punkles!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
You wait on him for corn once?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Lebo served him a chowder bowl at Busco Beach once...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
you really pulled it altogether with that one
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Cleared it up for me.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
rule changes being considered for 2021-2022 season
— Widen the lane to 16 feet
— Reset team fouls at the 10:00 minute mark of each half and begin double bonus on the 5th team foul of each 10-minute segment. This would eliminate the one-and-one free throw.
— Allow laptops, tablets, or similar devices in the bench area for coaching purposes.
— Adopt a modified six-foul rule with the following provisions:
1. A player may not commit more than three personal/technical fouls in any one half. Penalty – disqualification.
2. A player may commit three personal/technical fouls in the first half and three in the second half. In this case, the player is allowed six fouls before being disqualified.
3. A player may commit two personal/technical fouls in the first half and would be disqualified on his fourth personal/technical in the second half. Total – six fouls.
4. A player may commit zero or one personal/technical fouls in the first half and would be disqualified on the player’s fourth personal/technical in the second half. See #1.
— Award possession of the ball to the defense when they create a held ball situation.
— Limit the number of timeouts that may be called by any one team in the last two minutes of the second period or of any overtime period to two.
— In the last two minutes of the second period or of any overtime period, allow instant replay review of potential shot-clock violations when the shot is unsuccessful.
— Eliminate the ten-second backcourt rule.
— Permit the use of Instant Replay on all basket interference/goaltending calls throughout the game, but only when a call has been made by an official.
— Permit a team to decline free throws in the last two minutes of the last period or of any overtime period and elect possession of the ball for a throw-in instead.
— Eliminate offensive basket interference after the ball hits the ring or flange. Would make the rule consistent with the FIBA rule.
— Adjust the traveling rule to allow a player to take two steps after lifting his pivot foot which would make moves such as the spin move, Euro-step and step-back shot legal.
— Eliminate the five second closely guarded rule.
— Widen the lane to 16 feet
— Reset team fouls at the 10:00 minute mark of each half and begin double bonus on the 5th team foul of each 10-minute segment. This would eliminate the one-and-one free throw.
— Allow laptops, tablets, or similar devices in the bench area for coaching purposes.
— Adopt a modified six-foul rule with the following provisions:
1. A player may not commit more than three personal/technical fouls in any one half. Penalty – disqualification.
2. A player may commit three personal/technical fouls in the first half and three in the second half. In this case, the player is allowed six fouls before being disqualified.
3. A player may commit two personal/technical fouls in the first half and would be disqualified on his fourth personal/technical in the second half. Total – six fouls.
4. A player may commit zero or one personal/technical fouls in the first half and would be disqualified on the player’s fourth personal/technical in the second half. See #1.
— Award possession of the ball to the defense when they create a held ball situation.
— Limit the number of timeouts that may be called by any one team in the last two minutes of the second period or of any overtime period to two.
— In the last two minutes of the second period or of any overtime period, allow instant replay review of potential shot-clock violations when the shot is unsuccessful.
— Eliminate the ten-second backcourt rule.
— Permit the use of Instant Replay on all basket interference/goaltending calls throughout the game, but only when a call has been made by an official.
— Permit a team to decline free throws in the last two minutes of the last period or of any overtime period and elect possession of the ball for a throw-in instead.
— Eliminate offensive basket interference after the ball hits the ring or flange. Would make the rule consistent with the FIBA rule.
— Adjust the traveling rule to allow a player to take two steps after lifting his pivot foot which would make moves such as the spin move, Euro-step and step-back shot legal.
— Eliminate the five second closely guarded rule.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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"Permit a team to decline free throws in the last two minutes of the last period or of any overtime period and elect possession of the ball for a throw-in instead."
That one is interesting...
That one is interesting...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Why? Just throw all your scrubs out there at the end and foul the shit out of them. Exciting.
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Plus. You're risking a 5 second each time.
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Wes Miller to Cincinnati.
Congrats to the Bearcats for hiring a better head coach than North Carolina did.
Congrats to the Bearcats for hiring a better head coach than North Carolina did.
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Sounds good to me. I thought Martin would get it. Guess they still want to stay away from the Huggins influence.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
“I think what’s going to happen as you see how often in a lot of leagues, you know the good players go to a good team and the bad players leave good teams because they’re not playing. So is that going to make the rich get richer? I don’t know. You can decide that.” - Nick Saban
doesn't feel that way in college basketball
doesn't feel that way in college basketball
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.