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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 11, 2021 2:20 am

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:13 pm
Bklyn wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 pm
heh...your shadow looks like you're holding a pistol to your head.

(cue up a hedge or Rat joke...)
it does look like that

that's actually Jose' the guy that sold it to me.
The shadow looked close enough. You and Jose appear to have the same genetic barber.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 11, 2021 7:27 am

heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:22 pm

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:56 pm

Chappelle's growth as a person and entertainer has been remarkable

I wouldn't be surprised to see him nominated for a nobel prize one day

Don't have to agree with all his says but he has a craft for delivering a story
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:51 pm

now I miss Charlie Murphy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:34 pm

I miss Charlie McCarthy.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Feb 12, 2021 7:17 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:58 am

so DS had me scared but I was able to get the title transferred and now have tags on my truck.

Lady asked me if I had been driving it around without tags for a month and I told her its not driveable, which was true until last week.

Anyways, this is all I have to do get it done. I've done some of it already

Trans fluid
Front Fender
Headlights
Shocks
Mirrors
driveshaft
turn lights
tail lights
trans filter
oil filter
oil
radio replacement
power steering pump
catalytic converter
cat back muffler
tires/wheels
a/c condenser
front end rebuild kit
timing belt / water pump kit
keyless entry
front bumper
rear step bumper
rust converter on frame
weld crossbeam
door lock motor
window regulator


then she'll be ready to go!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:39 am

What a bargain...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:42 am

Who gives a shit
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:58 am

hedge wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:39 amWhat a bargain...
You pay for Toyota pickup's one way or another
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:57 am

listening to the radio yesterday, the guy was talking about an interview he had with Alice Cooper.

They get on this conversation about a movie he made in 1978 with Ringo Starr, Keith Moon and Mae West.

Mae West was 86 years old, and Alice said that during the shooting of this movie, Mae West asked each one of them to fuck her. They didn't know that until they were having lunch one day and Ringo brought up that Mae West hit on him. Alice confirmed it happened to him and they were laughing at the idea of a woman her age trying to land young men. Keith was silent during this exchange, they eventually realized that he was quiet and then when pressed he blurted out "well how many times are you going to be able to say you fucked Mae West?"

Here is a horrible scene from that movie

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:02 am

Damn, Moon's acting is way better than Mae West's...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:04 am

thats not saying much
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:57 pm

test
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:07 pm

Go away
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:10 am

a good read about an armored car robbery ring in Houston.

Guys kinda had their shit together for awhile but one of their own turned them over for a cash reward

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the- ... ket-newtab
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:11 pm

Shit, I haven't updated my sticker on my 2001 Subaru since 2017. I pretty much just drive it to work and back but it needs some axle work and the 3 years of unpaid taxes make me think it will cost less to buy another car for $500-600.

Recently I got a ticket for letting my registration lapse for a couple of months on my Traverse but the cop was nice and gave me extra time to get it squared so they will dismiss it. I'll bet they'd beat me senseless if they stopped me in the Subaru just out of sheer country outrage that I was skirting the law for so long. Then again, I was driving the Sienna van last summer (same thing, expired tags by several months) and hit a checkpoint. The cops already had a black guy out of his car, shaking him down and the dude who asked for my license literally handed it back to me within 3 seconds, didn't look at my plate and said, "Have a nice night, Mr. Durham." I will readily admit that I enjoy taking long, cool sips of white privilege and am deeply grateful to that drunk Black man for paying for my sin that night.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:40 pm

Sounds like journalism pays well
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:08 am

Award-winning journalism...
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