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- Jungle Rat
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Es front yard is soon going to look like Sanford and Son
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I've started taking melatonin in an effort to prevent me from waking up at 3am every night.
its only been 2 days and I think I can tell that it kicks in about 20 minutes after I take it. But its kind of had a unique effect. In the past 2 nights I have had the most vivid fucked up dreams. Last night I was fighting off people that could turn into giant flies and was holding a door trying to keep them out, as they broke the door down , someone in the room with me handed me a candle and I lit it with the cigar in my mouth (which did not exist earlier in the dream) and I scared them away with a flame, and they reverted back to their human form, one of which was this really hot Salma Hayek looking mexican girl.
so I wake up at 1:20am saying WTF was that? then I get up to check on the UK basketball score and read up on what happened in the second half.
I've already forgot what the night before was, but it was equally messed up, although I did sleep thru the night
its only been 2 days and I think I can tell that it kicks in about 20 minutes after I take it. But its kind of had a unique effect. In the past 2 nights I have had the most vivid fucked up dreams. Last night I was fighting off people that could turn into giant flies and was holding a door trying to keep them out, as they broke the door down , someone in the room with me handed me a candle and I lit it with the cigar in my mouth (which did not exist earlier in the dream) and I scared them away with a flame, and they reverted back to their human form, one of which was this really hot Salma Hayek looking mexican girl.
so I wake up at 1:20am saying WTF was that? then I get up to check on the UK basketball score and read up on what happened in the second half.
I've already forgot what the night before was, but it was equally messed up, although I did sleep thru the night
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Your subconscious was trying to show you what it was like to be a guard at the Capitol on Jan. 6...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
btw, I recently solved some mysteries as to why my truck was so cheap and also so fucked up
it was stolen and whoever stole it just sprayed wal mart flat black paint over all over it - headlights, grills, bumpers, labels, logos, in an effort to disguise it
so I got a good price on it, but I didn't *steal* it
I've spent the past 2 days with paint remover on it trying to return chrome and other pieces back to their former glory
When I retire, if my health will let me, this is what I'm going to do - just buy shit on the cheap and try to fix it up - trucks, mowers, motorcycles, whatever
it was stolen and whoever stole it just sprayed wal mart flat black paint over all over it - headlights, grills, bumpers, labels, logos, in an effort to disguise it
so I got a good price on it, but I didn't *steal* it
I've spent the past 2 days with paint remover on it trying to return chrome and other pieces back to their former glory
When I retire, if my health will let me, this is what I'm going to do - just buy shit on the cheap and try to fix it up - trucks, mowers, motorcycles, whatever
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
you can still be prosecuted for possession of stolen goods in NC if you bought the item at an unreasonably low price...
It's not easy to prove -- to say the least -- but I am sure Ohio has something similar, you felonious asshole.
It's not easy to prove -- to say the least -- but I am sure Ohio has something similar, you felonious asshole.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
have fun registering the vehicle when the VIN pops up as stolen in the DMV database...
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I have a notarized title, I'm hoping all that shit works out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
besides here is a picture
ain't no one going to accuse me of over paying for this piece of shit
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ain't no one going to accuse me of over paying for this piece of shit
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I think I'da made sure shit worked out before I spent two days trying to get paint off of it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I'll get around to the dmv next week
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I just called the cops
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Re: UCLA Bruins
It looks good the color it is.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I think it has a lot of potential. Just mostly cosmetic. I'll know more when I get a drive shaft on it this week.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
You're going to have as much success as Steve Martin did trying to use those burned up credit cards in Planes, Trains and Automobiles...
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Re: UCLA Bruins
heh...your shadow looks like you're holding a pistol to your head.
(cue up a hedge or Rat joke...)
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Re: UCLA Bruins
He probably will be once he cant figure out how to fix it
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Re: UCLA Bruins
got a drive shaft today, spent most of the evening putting a new carrier bearing and u joints in it, then laid out in the damn snow putting it on
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
it does look like that
that's actually Jose' the guy that sold it to me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Jose's guy holding the gun to your head?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Jose I can't see