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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:11 pm

Saint wrote: Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:22 pm I agree. UK will win. It'll be some fluky shit and it will suck, but UK won't have a higher moment the rest of the season
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:12 pm

does anyone else think the reasoning for the change is bogus?

Covid-19 protocols 3 days before the game? Its not like UCLA is not playing at all.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:10 am

What happened?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:48 am

I'm not sure - they just switched the games to align more with the covid-19 protocols of each school.

that isn't verbatim but I never read more than that about why
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:04 am

if you believe UK has anything to do with it, some are speculating Cal hates Cronin and has had limited success with UCLA in the early season, whereas with UNC he is 6-3 and a win over UNC will go much further in making his life more bearable as a coach now than lowly UCLA. Plus, Zuzang just transferred there and would be suiting up against us. He'd probably torch us for 18 points and have a career night which is the last thing Cal wants to deal with after chasing him off.

Losing to UNC is no more of an issue to Cal than UCLA at this point. there is no additional degree of suckage either way.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:10 am

Cronin would kick Cals ass. He's Westside tough.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:01 am

The game was changed due to UCLA having The Covid issues.

Get ready for Kentucky to suddenly become the Golden State Warriors from the bonusphere on Saturday.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:11 pm

Re Fifer's UNC Cheat bullshit

Try being original. UK has long been overseen by inarticulate, unsophisticated rubes who engaged in blatant cheating in the form of hamhanded bribery whereas your overlords in Chapel Hill were learned sophisticates who found a loophole and exploited said loophole. Exploiting this loophole was no different than exploiting a loophole when filing and paying one's taxes, and that bunch of mouth breathing morons you worship in Lexington were too stupid to do something this intelligent. This is why Carolina is superior in every meaningful respect.

Re Saturday's game

Carolina is screwed. This team could not stop a middle school girl's team from hitting more than fifteen threes.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:53 pm

Why are you watching middle school girls?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 1:17 pm

don't be surprised if UK cancels the game. Apparently half the team has covid.....according to Cal ......a day after the UNC announcement

Cal is staring at 1-6. No UK coach has ever done that, hell you have to go back to 1924 for a 1-4 start.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Dec 17, 2020 1:31 pm

They'll only need 5 to beat UNC. Mark it down

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:02 am

Y’all buncha sandbagging’ hillbillies.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:15 pm

the Tar Heels are averaging 16.5 turnovers per game, compared to Kentucky’s 16.8, while totaling just 12.5 assists compared to Kentucky’s 12.2.

Beyond that, there is the three-point shooting, where the Tar Heels are shooting an abysmal 27 percent as a team (the Wildcats are somehow worse at 24.4 percent). They have gotten strong shooting from Davis (34.8 percent), but Love is shooting just 16 percent and Black 25 percent.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:33 pm

Joe Forte is not walking thru that door...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 19, 2020 3:12 pm

Man, there is literally no one in the stands for this game...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 19, 2020 3:16 pm

Cal is the Trump of college basketball. Kentucky is the perfect place for him...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:30 pm

We win the rock fight!

Ugly game. But I’ll take any win after last season in Hell. Looks like it’s Kentucky’s turn.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:02 pm

Damn, I executed a successful Thumb and nobody is lauding me? Fuck all y'all!!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:12 pm

Who are you again?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:17 pm

Loved seeing the Kentucky guy attempt a dunk, only to be stopped by the rim. Ouch. We own Kentucky. Supposedly greatest program of all time and we own them. Always have, always will. Yawn...
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