UCLA Bruins

[Jungle Rat]

Tried to watch a movie called Hard Kill last night with Bruce Willis.

Willis has created this niche market for himself where he will get star billing in a movie that he only makes token appearances for because the other actors are unknowns. This is the 3rd film I've seen like this where he is in maybe 1/4 of the movie, most of his scenes are him just standing or sitting - like they aren't paying him enough to walk. I can't believe he put his name to this piece of shit though, for any amount of money. The villian in the movie doesn't have a name, he is called the "The Pardoner" and I'm not sure they explain why, and Willis is a tech giant who hires a team of ex military to protect him from the villian forcing him to give up his tech secrets, of course the team includes a big tittied gal with neon blue hair , because that's what I think of when I think of military commandos. I'm guessing her hair is blue because she is shooting a japanese anime music video later that day. I think the director hired the rest of the cast from the group that detailed his car that morning. The writing is horrible. At one point I was fast forwarding thru the dialog scenes just to watch the fight scenes, and even they sucked. I've also noticed in these low budget movies they dress the secondary actors all alike in tactical gear and face masks. I'm guessing that is because you just keep killing the same guys over and over again without hiring more than like 3 of them.

I can't tell you how it ends, only that it didn't end soon enough.

This movie has inspired me to create a rating system of things I'd rather do than watch this movie.

This movie is rated vacuum the house

Filmed here. Just like the Travolta Gotte movie. At fisrt I thought you were actually watching a movie with Bruce.

[hedge]

Who would win in a fight, Jason Bourne or Jack Reacher?

[Jungle Rat]

Cruise is only 5-7. Damon 5-10.

[hedge]

So clearly you're going with Cruise...

[Jungle Rat]

Fuck no!

[Saint]

All I watch is Adult Swim. I am Mook.

You are worse than Mook. You my friend are pathetic.

Fuck off, cunt. Rick and Morty is worth it. Besides, I started smoking dope again so I'm not really even watching it most of the time.

[Jungle Rat]

BAHAHAHA!

ME TOO!

[Jungle Rat]

I just get more into the dramas than watching cartoons.

[10ac]

John Wick

[Jungle Rat]

Dumbass. He wasn't in the question.

Rocky Top!

[Saint]

I've found that I have no attention span now, way before I started smoking weed again. I can't get into TV shows or movies. I only watch Adult Swim at night, late when I get home from work.

I spend too much time on social media now and I think it's caused me to develop some late-in-life ADD.
I remember when the only social media I engaged in was here.

[Jungle Rat]

Ya gotta pace yourself. Nothing much interesting goes on here anyway besides crotch masterbating to jerry tipton.

[Saint]

We could always bring mecca and onion back...

[Jungle Rat]

That would take up to much of my time being all 3 again.

[hedge]

"I spend too much time on social media now"

Where? Fending off angry parents on your blog? No wonder you don't answer my calls anymore...

[eCat]

Stu has a blog?

I guess there isn't much room for editorials in the Wilson County Grit

Stu has turned into the Peter Griffin "You really wanna know what grinds my gears" meme

[hedge]

He's too timid to express any frustration in his blog. His only role is to absorb abuse from the local populace. Somewhat like Frankenstein. He says he's lost weight, which is not surprising, considering that the townsfolk chase him around with pitchforks and torches. His mind has become a hive of seething discontent and torment...

[eCat]

Stu in 2021

[hedge]

Shit, that was Stu in 1985...

[hedge]

Actually Stu's life mellowed out a bit when he discovered The Dead. Good music and a freak scene had a salutary effect on his soul. But after Jerry died in '95, his life became a living hell again...