Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

[10ac]

Hello, puter!

[Professor Tiger]

13,000+ lies since the inauguration seems like a lot but if you break it down into lies-per-day the number is a lot smaller. Of course if you figure waking hours, that number jumps up as well. Waking hours and non-golfing hours minus shower time and meals - that's like a lie every 25 minutes. Do your numbers match, prof?

I’m not sure what source you’re getting that “13,000 lies since inauguration” nonsense from. MSNBC says Trump has told eleventy billion lies. CNN says Trump has told a gazillion lies. The NYT says Trump has told googleplex times googolplex lies. They are all very trustworthy, accurate and scientific. Try to keep up, Tick.

[bluetick]

Hey puter. Bet you figured out the Fulmer strategy of hiring a 1st-time-HC who may require a Barry Alvarez-style rescue.

[hedge]

It seems that Tennessee has chosen the Barry Alzheimer's route instead...

[Professor Tiger]

According to the notoriously racist Newsweek, quoting Tick’s favorite poll, Gallup:

Trump, Obama Approval Are Exact Same 922 Days Into Respective Presidencies

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newswe ... 93%3famp=1

[Professor Tiger]

Thanks, Nancy. You’re the best. What took you so long?

Trump campaign raised $1 million in 3 hours after Pelosi impeachment announcement

Trump has had incredible fundraising success, currently holding $56.7 million cash on hand, according to the latest FEC filings. So far, the president has raised more than $120 million for the 2020 election, crushing Democratic candidates in fundraising totals. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders, who has achieved the most fundraising success, has pulled in roughly $46.5 million so far.

https://finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/ ... 23737.html

[hedge]

I wonder what the combined haul for the dems is?

[10ac]

I wish they'd combine your ass and haul your remains to a grain silo.

[hedge]

Gotta give that an A, esp. for the proper use of "combine"...

[DooKSucks]

I bet that does your soul good, Shylock of the Grain Traders....

[bluetick]

I thought I'd be really happy when Donnie inevitably got busted, but I'm just not feeling it yet. Maybe it's because this Ukraine thing is so fresh and new and NOW....when all the other stuff, the obstruction and the emoluments and the bimbo payoffs and the like are so ingrained.

Oh well. Whatever works.

[hedge]

I bet that does your soul good, Shylock of the Grain Traders....

A pound of your flesh would be like a drop in the ocean...

[Jungle Rat]

But all of his flesh would cause a tsunami

[crashcourse]

This has got to be it!

[DooKSucks]

The pound of flesh, which I demand of him,
Is dearly bought; 'tis mine and I will have it.
If you deny me, fie upon your law!
There is no force in the decrees of Venice.
I stand for judgment: answer; shall I have it?

[Jungle Rat]

You suck dick I'm betting. How does your chink wife feel about your nights out at the Humping Stallion?

[DooKSucks]

Shouldn’t you be worried about the latest felony charges against you?

[Jungle Rat]

Naw. My attorney is actually good. He doesn't have to hang around arraignments to drum up business like you.

[Professor Tiger]

I thought I'd be really happy when Donnie inevitably got busted, but I'm just not feeling it yet. Maybe it's because this Ukraine thing is so fresh and new and NOW....when all the other stuff, the obstruction and the emoluments and the bimbo payoffs and the like are so ingrained.

Oh well. Whatever works.

Let's see:

1. "obstruction"? Didn't happen.
2. "emoluments." Didn't happen.
3. "Bimbo payments." At least Trump's relations with his bimbos were all consensual, instead of raping and groping them without their permission. Trump also paid his bimbos per agreement, instead of setting up a task-force to ruin his bimbo's lives, led by his wife. And Trump's bimbos were all before his presidency, not in the Oval Office. And Trump didn't deny the existence of his bimbos to the public on national tv. Trump also didn't lie about his bimbos under oath.
4. "so fresh and new and NOW...." Each of Wiley Coyote's attempts to catch the roadrunner are only "fresh and new" to Wiley Coyote. There's nothing fresh and new about the latest witch hunt. It's just like all the other failed witch hunts - Russia collusion, obstruction of justice, Flynn flipping, Manafort flipping, Michael Cohen flipping, Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels, campaign finance accusations, the Kavanaugh accusations, etc etc etc. All 100% enraged emotion, 0% substance.
5. "Oh well. Whatever works." This won't. Any more than the other long series of witch hunts (see #4 above.) did.

[Jungle Rat]

LOL.