Ostensibly Hoops

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:26 am

Rumors are swirling that Mark Gottfried is going to hire Jim Harrick as one of his assistants like Lavin did with Keady at St. John's. Like Lavin and Keady, Gottfried is a Harrick protege.

Given Harrick's track record, he'll fit right in at State...

Time to wait...

Cats rule · Post by **Cats rule** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:08 pm

Stormaktstiden wrote:New boards are a complete failure. All ATM's hard work looks like it ultimately was for nothing as these boards are dying. Even the international boards seem disgruntled. Like the new format made everyone realize "why am I wasting my time with this shit?"

Why does ATM hate everyone?

not a&m's fault...as soon as rat gets busy cranking out his multi's this slow period will be a distant memory

bela · Post by **bela** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:34 pm

Man Gets Jail Time for Ejaculating into Co-worker's Water Bottle

Michael Lallana admitted he ejaculated into a co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it."

SANTA ANA (KTLA) -- A man convicted of ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water has been sentenced to 180 days in jail and three years probation.

Michael Kevin Lallana was convicted Feb. 24 of two misdemeanor counts of battery. He will also be required to register as a sex offender.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, while both employees were working at the mortgage company, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say...

http://www.wpix.com/news/ktla-man-arres ... 8441.story

bela · Post by **bela** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:00 pm

I realize its stupid giving you people ideas.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:00 pm

WHat do you mean "you people?"

bela · Post by **bela** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:29 pm

You know... you people.

Dora · Post by **Dora** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:33 pm

Well, he doesn't mean me.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:44 pm

I did that years ago.

bela · Post by **bela** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:37 pm

Protein drinks are popular around here, I never thought of making my own.

Stormaktstiden · Post by **Stormaktstiden** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:01 pm

TheBigMook wrote:Why would they have two guys on one ladder? Gay.

The 2nd one holds it, moron. So it doesn't slide sideways as the roof is angled. Which they failed at just as you failed at comprehending what your fat ass was looking at.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:23 pm

Stormaktstiden wrote:
TheBigMook wrote:Why would they have two guys on one ladder? Gay.
The 2nd one holds it, moron. So it doesn't slide sideways as the roof is angled. Which they failed at just as you failed at comprehending what your fat ass was looking at.

No jackhole, the guy on the ground would have been responsible for holding the ladder. The photo(shop) featured one on the ground, one dangling from the roof, and a third in mid-air. That would have meant the mid-air guy would have had his head at least halfway up the ass of the dangler. Dumbass.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:25 pm

Crow ain't that smart Mook. I thought you realized that.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:57 am

this rain is borderline absurd now

My sump pump has been running non stop for about a week. Today, instead of just having it pump water out into the yard, I ran PVC to a water holding tank I have. It filled up a 250 gallon tank in less than 45 minutes. Now its pumping back out into the yard.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:59 pm

Tell me about it. My basement walls are about to give up and just let the water in.

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:14 pm

My sump pump has been running non stop for about a week

then stop chasing it.

I'll show myself out.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:15 pm

bela wrote:Man Gets Jail Time for Ejaculating into Co-worker's Water Bottle

Michael Lallana admitted he ejaculated into a co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it."

SANTA ANA (KTLA) -- A man convicted of ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water has been sentenced to 180 days in jail and three years probation.

Michael Kevin Lallana was convicted Feb. 24 of two misdemeanor counts of battery. He will also be required to register as a sex offender.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, while both employees were working at the mortgage company, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say...

http://www.wpix.com/news/ktla-man-arres ... 8441.story

Good to see Jon from Jon and Kate is back on his feet.

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:47 pm

That dude's got some bad dna...

Stormaktstiden · Post by **Stormaktstiden** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:48 pm

Well he did ask her if she liked cream in her coffee.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:51 am

SUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHMMMMMMPPP PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMPPP!!!!!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:53 am

"I've moved with several boards. Only one looks like it will make it."

Which one? I'm pretty sure this place will survive. It's just a slow time of year as well as having to adjust to the new format. With what we have coming back next year, I'll be posting goldie style in here, irregardless of who else in here..

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