Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

[Professor Tiger]

What could it be? One of the following:

1. Trump was caught providing the gun to the Christchurch shooter.
2. Trump has been caught colluding with space aliens to throw the 2020 elections.
3. DNA evidence proves Trump committed cannibalism on the Donner Party.
4. Trump was using a secret CIA mind-control device on Pelosi to keep her from impeaching him.

Actually, make that ALL of the above. THIS IS IT!!!

[bluetick]

That lame-ass schtick never gets old, prof - please keep it up. Said no one ever.

[Professor Tiger]

You stop your never ending Trump conspiracy fantasies and I’ll stop mocking them. But if you choose otherwise, that’s fine too. I have plenty of sass left.

Here a non-Trump conspiracy fantasy from the hopelessly Trumptard CNN:

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/03/18/politi ... cnn.com%2F

[hedge]

And here's one from Fox News...

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/republi ... -is-coming#

[bluetick]

So Donnie is into his fourth day ripping John McCain. What kind of sorry low-life POS scum does that? Yeah - he had a hero's funeral that you'll never have...but so will thousands of others. Wtf?

Sometimes I disagree with the CW that Trump is deranged - I sometimes think he gets off on being despicable. He probably thinks being a dick hides his cowardice.

[crashcourse]

McCain leaked a dossier that was faked by steele according to steeles testimonuy he got parts from cnn website.

bottom line is this dossier has been the basis for noting but grief from the press and the American public and it eseentally is fake fake fake.

yet mcains gets it released and starts another shoitstorm-screwing the first two years plus--finally getting to the point where because of ohrs, pages, and steeles testimony might see who came up with this dossier being the basis for the intelligence services and the DOJ to tryu to prevent and once elected to sabotage his presidency

knowing mccains leaking to deadspin was a major part of this--revenge from the grave for the despictable things trump said about McCain I guess. paybacks a bitch

[Jungle Rat]

McCain didn't leak anything. He just ran things through proper channels.

[hedge]

You mean thru his Depends?

[Professor Tiger]

Sooooooooo, anything new on the political front to discuss?

I haven't seen so many sad faces on CNN, MSNBC et al since election night.

[hedge]

I'm guessing that Mueller has somehow transformed overnight from an evil witch hunter with an agenda into a sober and circumspect purveyor of facts. A hero, almost. Funny how that happens...

[Professor Tiger]

To me he's no hero. He's a rank partisan who just kept trying and kept trying to find dirt on Trump. He was supposed to be looking for evidence of Russian involvement in the US election. There actually WAS a proven case of a presidential candidate colluding with the Russians to influence the election. Her name was Hillary. But Mueller didn't spend 5 minutes on that. Funny how that happens. Instead Mueller wandered into bizarre things like who paid Stormy Daniels and whether Cohen paid his taxes.

The only reason Mueller ended his investigation now was he had literally run out of diversions, deceptions, obstructions, obfuscations, and perversions of justice to pursue. If Mueller had his way, he would continue his porn watching and binge drinking at the office for another two years.

[hedge]

A rank partisan? He's a lifelong republican...

[aTm]

At least Cletus didnt live long enough to see the Mueller report released. T&P

[hedge]

Cletus will be having a martini and sharing a joint with Mueller at the next Grove gathering. The secret rulers are still in charge, and Trump isn't one of them. Definitely not...

[Professor Tiger]

A rank partisan? He's a lifelong republican...

He’s a Republican like Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican.
He’s a Republican like Mike Bloomberg is a Republican.
He’s a Republican like Earl Warren was a Republican.

That list could go on, but you get the idea.

[hedge]

Well yeah, that's what I meant. He's a real republican. Not like Trump is a "republican" or you are a "republican"...

[Professor Tiger]

To help you grasp the concept:

Mueller is a Republican like Lester Maddox was a Democrat.
Mueller is a Republican like George Wallace was a Democrat.
Mueller is a Republican like David Duke was a Democrat for 13 years.

Do you understand now? Or do you need another tutorial?

[Professor Tiger]

You’re halfway right about me, though; I voted Libertarian the last two POTUS elections. After Trump leaves office in 2024, I’ll probably go back to the Libertarians.

[hedge]

Wow, so Trump is the one "republican" who pried you away from your strict libertarian principles and enticed you into voting for a major party candidate? Well, to borrow your idiotic line of logic, Trump is a libertarian like AOC is a libertarian. But yet, he's your God...

[Professor Tiger]

I hear the Democrat Party is going to boycott the Duke basketball team. Their star player has a Jewish first name.

PS, hedge, that is the first time you ever typed the word "God" with a capital G. Was that a type-o, or are you finally seeing the light?