Houston Rockets - Hizzy's Hizouse

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Re: Houston Rockets - Hizzy's Hizouse

Post by Bonfired » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:02 pm

Stifle, Redd...we have the Rockets in common, anyway. Whenever it is that they play again.

I wasn't living in Texas in the Luv Ya Blue days, but once Kenny Stabler became an Oiler, there were suddenly lots of Oiler fans in south Alabama. Kenny came in after the peak of those Oilers teams, though. I hate the Steelers, so Houston had my full blessing anytime they played Pittsburgh.

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Re: Houston Rockets - Hizzy's Hizouse

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:07 pm

It's horrible. If I were a Oilers/Texans fan, I would be arguing that it belonged to the Fins, not the other way around.
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Re: Houston Rockets - Hizzy's Hizouse

Post by Bonfired » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:18 pm

Oh, the Texans have their own shitty song...some country crap called "Football Time in Houston" by Clay Walker. I don't have any issues with CW personally, but that song is just so hokey. I don't really like country music, so my opinion is inherently biased.

Oilers =/= Texans. Oilers sort of equaled the Titans for a while, but I think Steve McNair was the last Oiler player on the Titans' roster, so that connection is probably completely dead now. There were a good chunk of Houstonians who bought Vince Young jerseys...I guess they'll add an Iggles jersey to their collections.

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Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:19 pm

I hate the Texans fight song
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:04 am

Bonfired wrote:Stifle, Redd...we have the Rockets in common, anyway. Whenever it is that they play again.

I wasn't living in Texas in the Luv Ya Blue days, but once Kenny Stabler became an Oiler, there were suddenly lots of Oiler fans in south Alabama. Kenny came in after the peak of those Oilers teams, though. I hate the Steelers, so Houston had my full blessing anytime they played Pittsburgh.
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:07 am

Owlman wrote:I hate the Texans fight song
A grown, adult male should never hit a "high note" while singing a team's fight song.

Christ.
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Post by Owlman » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:32 am

I know it's Texas, but just because it's Texas doesn't mean there has to be country
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:50 am

Agreed.

I much prefer Lynard Synkard (spelling?) on the pure Rock &Roll tip or the Oak Ridge Boys on the Country tip than Clay Walker. Clay Walker, even as a country singer, is no better than what Usher is to R&B. Limp-wristedness. What's worse, urban-sugar-coating in lieu of hardcoreness.

An aside: Liz Tayor prior to 1966 is obscenely fine.
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Post by Owlman » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:55 am

An aside: Liz Tayor prior to 1966 is obscenely fine.
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Post by Owlman » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:57 am

My Dad is my hero still.

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Post by Bonfired » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:12 pm

Yes, she was. I'll also give a nod to Natalie Wood...finally watched Rebel Without a Cause not too long ago.

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Post by AugustWest » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:21 pm

Lynard Synkard

I know you're ethnic, but damn. just damn.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:44 pm

In all fairness, you can't spell Outkast or Fabolous, I bet.
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:56 pm

Outkast Fabolous
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Post by Owlman » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:37 am

Bklyn wrote:In all fairness, you can't spell Outkast or Fabolous, I bet.

I was about to say, 'he can now!"
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:13 am

I know. I did that on purpose...comedically.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:39 pm

Nutty things heard on TV: "McHale was just as good as Hakeem in low posts!"

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:48 pm

Hahahahahahaaaaa. They do like their comedy on PTI.
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Post by Hizzy III » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:31 am

You know, I've come to realize that I don't even listen or watch "sports talk" programming. It's pretty obvious that these guys are either a) really that stupid or b) intentionally coming up with retarded takes in order to be provocative and/or compelling.

Not interested. I could be forcing cars off the interstate instead.
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Re: Houston Rockets - Hizzy's Hizouse

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