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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:23 am

you can tell , a bunch of them have 300 pound mommas

you meet her family you'd get a glimpse into your future as her husband
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:33 am

Yep, I'm sensing a lot of fat titty there, which isn't really titty.

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As someone who regrettably spends time in MB, I can tell you that Coastal had some hotties.
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:34 pm

Then why is the cheerleading squad loaded with 5s and 6s? Fat 5s and 6s.

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Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:36 pm

really really your asking that to DS?

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:44 pm

C'mon, man, let him answer.

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:04 pm

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:28 pm

just wanted to check in and congratulate Stu, Hedge, et al in advance on tonight's championship win!

I caught the last five minutes of that Arkansas game, and it was very clear that the fix is in a la Duke v Maryland 2001. once the ncaa fix is in, it's in and there ain't no stopping it. so enjoy, i know the dookies never gave back their 2001 title, so yall shouldnt give back tonight's title either!

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:33 pm

Gator by God's Grace wrote:just wanted to check in and congratulate Stu, Hedge, et al in advance on tonight's championship win!

I caught the last five minutes of that Arkansas game, and it was very clear that the fix is in a la Duke v Maryland 2001. once the ncaa fix is in, it's in and there ain't no stopping it. so enjoy, i know the dookies never gave back their 2001 title, so yall shouldnt give back tonight's title either!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:07 pm

Good Lord, let them play!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:37 pm

Roy sucks. Idiot

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:38 pm

Gonzaga kinda got fucked on the jump ball. Replay wouldve shown meeks out of bounds touching the ball before the tie up if they looked at it. He put his hand on the line.
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:06 am

Yeah, but they called an air ball out on UNC when Pinson didn't touch it and Gonzaga hit a 3.

It was a terrible game. Just an abortion. I don't even feel satisfied even though I don't think it was one-sided. Just really bad officiating.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:02 am

Just too many whistles. There's going to be some bad calls and missed calls in any game, esp. when they're blowing the whistle what seemed like every possession. I didn't see Meeks hand out of bounds when the play happened, but I heard somebody talking about it in the post game presser. But like Stu said, they called a Gonzaga airball the went out of bounds as Pinson partially blocking it when he clearly didn't touch it, thought they would've at least gone back and reversed that one, but no, Gonzaga gets the possession and makes a 3. Also the foul on Berry when the big Pollack horse collared him and pulled him down. At least they looked at that one and realized they fucked up so they called a Flagrant 1 on the Pollack as a make up, but still he got 2 ft's out of it and we missed ours. I'm sure there were some others, but the bottom line is there were too many calls on both teams. Need to let em play more than they did...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:04 am

Also, bow down, bitches! I won the Goat Pen pool!!
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:06 am

Also, glad to see the hated Stu, Stu the braggart, Stu the lame, fade badly during money time...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:44 am

Fuck Luke Maye

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:59 am

He's going to be big time next year when he starts getting regular minutes. Bradley too. Berry needs to come back, esp. as he doesn't seem to have any traction on any draft boards, certainly not anywhere in the first round. Jackson might've hurt his stock with his game tonight. He'll be back too. In short, we should go undefeated next year. Or at least repeat as Natty champs...
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