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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:24 pm

"Kyle Lowry"

1:01 mark:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:27 pm

Bklyn wrote:All I know is that the tiny Kyle Lowry looking dude on UK is a tough cat. Is that Briscoe?
yea, that's Briscoe

he been eclipsed since he's been here because he can't hit a consistent jumper, but until last night, he could score at will driving the paint.

I like this UK team but the problem they have at this point is they have not noticeably improved since the second week of December.

I hate to say it but they are not a final four team. Because of the SEC, they'll get their shot at #1 seed. I see them losing 1 more time between now and the SEC tournament.

Kansas will lose at least 1 more time, but I'm thinking 2 more times.

UCLA and Villanova have it locked down I think.

I guess Gonzaga will get a #1 seed but I have a hard time believing they are better than 2014 Wichita State.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:50 am

7'7" Freshmen plays at Ohio prep school
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found the kid in Romania.

4.3 GPA, speaks 4 languages

he can hit jumps shots but is a stick man. The coach on plays him a few minutes each game and is focused on him gaining 20 pounds.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:55 am

He looks like he needs to gain 120...
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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:01 am

hedge wrote:He looks like he needs to gain 120...
As a parent, you'd almost want to send him off to school - custom clothes, a custom bed, he can't fly coach (and probably not first class) in a plane or ride in anything over than a van or bus.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:52 am

might put a damper on Kansas Saturday

5 of the players listed as witnesses--wonder if bragg is the accused

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/colleg ... 46254.html

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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:54 am

crashcourse wrote:might put a damper on Kansas Saturday

5 of the players listed as witnesses--wonder if bragg is the accused

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/colleg ... 46254.html
I got as far as this
the alleged rape and three other crimes occurred between 10 p.m. Dec. 17 and 5 a.m. Dec. 18, according to a police report obtained by The Star on Wednesday.
ok, granted there are holidays, but it takes a month to investigate the alleged rape of a minor?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:38 am

That's not unusual
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Post by Cletus » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:16 pm

eCat wrote:
crashcourse wrote:might put a damper on Kansas Saturday

5 of the players listed as witnesses--wonder if bragg is the accused

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/colleg ... 46254.html
I got as far as this
the alleged rape and three other crimes occurred between 10 p.m. Dec. 17 and 5 a.m. Dec. 18, according to a police report obtained by The Star on Wednesday.
ok, granted there are holidays, but it takes a month to investigate the alleged rape of a minor?
They've got to do everything they can to try to make it go away and protect the basketball team. It must be an absolute slam dunk case if it's made it this far.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:57 pm

...or it didn't involve someone on the team. So, that made it easier to push forward.

This helps explain WVU, a little bit.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:02 pm

Calipari had better find a way in the next couple of days to teach Monk and Fox how to play defense and Bam how to keep from fouling or it'll be a no contest.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:40 pm

Apparently, Krzyzewski is losing it again: http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basket ... ol-apparel

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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:37 pm

Saint wrote:Apparently, Krzyzewski is losing it again: http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basket ... ol-apparel

I think that is a mistake. He's at home on the couch with his feet propped up and is dogging these kids for losing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:13 pm

He is going to return for the UNC game and they are going to win. Goddamnit.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:50 pm

Dwayne Wade and Rajon Rondo are going at each in Chicago. Its an ugly locker room
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:54 pm

Rajon gonna be Rajon.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:15 pm

K is suck a joke always as been an wear duke apparel what are they going to wear to the game

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:15 pm

Theo Pinson is such a fun player to wath

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Post by goldenbear » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:17 pm

What are the standard of Duke they used have standards but then he went the one and done AAU throw out the balls root.

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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:36 pm

I honestly think K looked around at practice and realized his vaunted 1 and dones might not be enough 1 and might be too much done

Of course because he's USA team Coach K he gets a pass on bailing on his team mid season because no one would consider he has too much ego to admit the one and done gig isn't as easy as he thought it would be.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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