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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:50 am

Voter fraud conspiracy talk is the real conspiracy.
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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:56 am

So what they cook eggs, etc., on at the Waffle House is a griddle? But there are many places that are called Big Joe's Grill (or whatever) that have that some griddle upon which to cook their hamburgers and hash, etc., but yet they call themselves a grill. Why is that? Finally, why hasn't Snoop Dogg come out with a rhyme that substitutes griddle for grill, e.g., "Hey diddle diddle, I'ma get up in yo' griddle"?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:04 am

and somehow I knew that's where he was headed with that question
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:05 am

hedge wrote:But there are many places that are called Big Joe's Grill (or whatever) that have that some griddle upon which to cook their hamburgers and hash, etc., but yet they call themselves a grill.
I think its a griddle if its flat, and a grill if it has ridges to simulate a grate and keep the food out of the grease.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:33 pm

eCat wrote:and somehow I knew that's where he was headed with that question
No, that really was an afterthought, me and Logan were debating this question yesterday. We even called Stu, who was no help at all...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 24, 2016 1:01 pm

hedge wrote: We even called Stu, who was no help at all...
shocking
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:42 am

hedge wrote:
eCat wrote:and somehow I knew that's where he was headed with that question
No, that really was an afterthought, me and Logan were debating this question yesterday. We even called Stu, who was no help at all...
We all wish you were an afterthought.....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:37 am

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote: We even called Stu, who was no help at all...
shocking
Damn. Really? I thought he had your back. Both clothed and naked.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:31 am

Too lazy to turn the page.... check it out


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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:35 pm

from twitter

"buy a box of full size candy bars and put them in a bowl. write "for gay kids only" on the bowl
then fill a bowl with candy corn and write "for straight kids only" on the bowl and set it out"

I would add, every time a kid takes a full size candy bar yell out "I KNEW IT!"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:16 pm

LOL.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:36 pm

I just bought some corn from Fonzie Whisenart out of Beaufort county...
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Post by eCat » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:11 am

A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.

The incident was reported in Japanese newspaper Asahi Shimbun.

The fire occurred at the university hospital in Tokyo on April 15. The patient, in her 30s, was undergoing an operation which involved applying a laser to her cervix, the lower part of the uterus.

The laser is believed to have been ignited by the gas she passed. The fire burnt much of her body, including her waist and legs, the report said.

A committee of external experts who examined the case said in a report released on Oct 28 that no flammable materials were in the operation room during the surgery.

It also mentioned that the operation equipment was functioning normally.

"When the patient's intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire," the report said.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:05 am

All that damned seaweed.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:24 pm

getting a female into the lithotomy position is a recipe for some downwind action. serious surprised if that's the first time that's happened

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:40 pm

I had to look lithotomy position up

now I'm horny
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:44 pm

cancels check for ecat foundation

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:13 pm

Just saw a Best Pizza in each state article, it said the best pizza in Alabama was from Trattoria Centrale in Birmingham. AA, your thoughts?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:26 pm

Never had pizza from there.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:46 pm

What about their other offerings?
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