Auburn Tigers

[KeviNole]

That game was certainly entertaining...the ending at least.

[Professor Tiger]

Auburn is going to give me a heart attack one of these days.

(Hedge: I wish Auburn had given you a fatal heart attack a long time ago)

[Professor Tiger]

I am very proud of our players. They played their hearts out tonight. It was nice to see their hard work rewarded. We really needed that:

I can see why Les Miles almost got fired last year, and is now likely to get fired at the end of this season. For all their top flight recruiting over the past decade, they can't field a decent QB to save their life. It was all Fournette, all the time. And those future NFL WR's were just running wind sprints harmlessly through our secondary. I read an article saying LSU has more players in the NFL than Bama. If true, that's amazing, considering the difference in hardware.

[Professor Tiger]

Somebody attacked our trees again...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/26/us/auburn ... index.html

[AlabamAlum]

Somebody attacked our trees again...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/26/us/auburn ... index.html

Yeah, a drunk Auburn fan who moved here from Germany.

[10ac]

I'm surprised that hasn't happened before.

[Professor Tiger]

Auburn fan?

Did he name his daughters Bo, Pat and Shug?
Did he announce his deed on the Finebaum show under the nom de guerre "Guenther from Opelika"?
Did he say he did it in retaliation for a Cam Newton jersey being placed on the Cam Newton statue by JHS?
Did he also say he did it in retaliation for Auburn fans rolling Toomer's corner when Shug died?
Did he end his announcement with "War Damn Eagle"?
Are many Auburn fans lining up to have their picture taken with him, like he was a folk hero?
Did he say, "There's just too much Auburn in me"?

Didn't think so.

[Professor Tiger]

If he's German, he must have had "Pepe the Frog" emblems on his person when arrested.

[AlabamAlum]

Auburn fan?

Did he name his daughters Bo, Pat and Shug?
Did he announce his deed on the Finebaum show under the nom de guerre "Guenther from Opelika"?
Did he say he did it in retaliation for a Cam Newton jersey being placed on the Cam Newton statue by JHS?
Did he also say he did it in retaliation for Auburn fans rolling Toomer's corner when Shug died?
Did he end his announcement with "War Damn Eagle"?
Are many Auburn fans lining up to have their picture taken with him, like he was a folk hero?
Did he say, "There's just too much Auburn in me"?

Are you suggesting that the only way you can be an Auburn fan is by doing the above?

Didn't think so.

[AlabamAlum]

He was at Toomer's celebrating the win, wearing AU gear, and he lives in Auburn.

That's enough to make him a fan.

[Professor Tiger]

He's an undercover REC operative German who works at the Mercedes plant in Vance, right outside Tuscaloosa.

[dave_rickart]

Was it over when the Nazis burned Toomer's Oaks? Hell no!

[Professor Tiger]

Nice "Animal House" reference. Good stuff.

[Jungle Rat]

Actually it was pretty lame.

[Professor Tiger]

How can you say that?

This is gold, Jerry, pure gold!

[youtube]V8lT1o0sDwI[/youtube]

[Professor Tiger]

Thankfully we squeaked by Arkie with the help of a lot of smoke and mirrors.

[GBJs]

You have much to learn about sandbagging There must be at least some elements of truth. Now Alabamas victory over U Ark was more smoke and mirrors. So many points we gave up........

[Professor Tiger]

I agree that I have a lot to learn about sandbagging. In that regard, I play the Salieri to AA's Mozart.

[bluetick]

I know roundball is a waste here, but goddam. Lose to Boston College? 0-18 in the ACC last year, currently an rpi of 327?

Bruce took a flyer going to the graveyard of hoops coaches. Plus there's no good linguini down there, or blintzes or knishes.

[Jungle Rat]

BRUCE!