Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
No one said the NCAA was moral, just opportunistic.
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Re: Uncle Bud
my daughter just came home from school wearing daisy dukes that her butt was hanging out of
normally mom stays on top of these things.
normally mom stays on top of these things.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Someone else will be staying on top of it if she keeps dressing like that...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
any day you will meet the enemy
he will smile and call you mr. and remind you of eddie haskel
but inside you know what that smarmy son of a bitch wants
thankfully college will occur and you can send the temptress away and begin drinking heavily with the occasional trip to Colorado while you and momma begin to enjoy life the way it should be
and let the cycle begin again with your offspring
but I feel sorry for you these next 3-5 years
he will smile and call you mr. and remind you of eddie haskel
but inside you know what that smarmy son of a bitch wants
thankfully college will occur and you can send the temptress away and begin drinking heavily with the occasional trip to Colorado while you and momma begin to enjoy life the way it should be
and let the cycle begin again with your offspring
but I feel sorry for you these next 3-5 years
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Re: Uncle Bud
An Eddie Haskell reference doesn't play anymore. Update.
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Re: Uncle Bud
who is the modern Eddie Haskell?
I'm drawing a blank
I'm drawing a blank
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
youngist daughter on blackish has some haskel traits
silicon valley pot head dude has some haskell traits
bart simpson maybe
silicon valley pot head dude has some haskell traits
bart simpson maybe
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Re: Uncle Bud
eCat wrote:my daughter just came home from school wearing daisy dukes that her butt was hanging out of
normally mom stays on top of these things.
pics or it didn't happen
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I always thought Leonardo DiCaprio was a bit Eddie Haskel-ish...
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Re: Uncle Bud
mom is in the kitchen talking to her about it right now.Saint wrote:eCat wrote:my daughter just came home from school wearing daisy dukes that her butt was hanging out of
normally mom stays on top of these things.
pics or it didn't happen
She's handling it better than I would have.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I'd just be angry (and I am even though I don't have a teenage daughter) that these high school chicks today are all about letting it all hang out, sharing naked photos of themselves and putting out left and right. When I was in high school you either had to bang a slut, usually disgusting, or work on a relationship for a few years to get laid. Nobody was having random, casual sex back then. That started in college.
I feel cheated.
I feel cheated.
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Saint wrote:I'd just be angry (and I am even though I don't have a teenage daughter) that these high school chicks today are all about letting it all hang out, sharing naked photos of themselves and putting out left and right. When I was in high school you either had to bang a slut, usually disgusting, or work on a relationship for a few years to get laid. Nobody was having random, casual sex back then. That started in college.
I feel cheated.
we grew up in the decade of AIDS
random sex was a weight loss program back then
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Maybe for you big city folk. There wasn't any AIDS to speak of in eastern NC, just chicks who didn't put out.
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Re: Uncle Bud
even in podunk western kentucky , there were at least 2 people in my age group that died of AIDS at some point.
One was gay, another I think got a blood transfusion
the reality was that just normal hetero sex, even with the class moped wasn't going to get you aids, but we didn't know that back then. Shit, they were saying shit like you could catch it from mosquitoes.
One was gay, another I think got a blood transfusion
the reality was that just normal hetero sex, even with the class moped wasn't going to get you aids, but we didn't know that back then. Shit, they were saying shit like you could catch it from mosquitoes.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Yeah, the fear of AIDS cast a shadow over everything when I was a teenager. It didn't get any better after Magic announced and Eazy E died.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I was a teenager from 1978-84 so AIDS hadn't gotten much traction then, at least not in these parts. It certainly wasn't high on the list of reasons to not have sex (a list which was nonexistent to me). Catching crabs may have been the worst thing, aside from knocking someone up. Girls around here, most of them, just didn't feel a need to put out. I got laid in 9th grade but not again until 12th grade.
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Re: Uncle Bud
The chick I banged in 9th grade is now easily the hottest chick our age. She was OK then but she's stunning now. And twice divorced.
The one in 12th was a black chick, vice-principal's daughter. Shawna. tall and slender with long legs, a fat ass, big bouncing tits and green eyes. Why I didn't stick with her with all my might is a question I've asked myself repeatedly over the past 35 years.
The one in 12th was a black chick, vice-principal's daughter. Shawna. tall and slender with long legs, a fat ass, big bouncing tits and green eyes. Why I didn't stick with her with all my might is a question I've asked myself repeatedly over the past 35 years.
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By the way, happy birthday Hedge...Rat should be by any minute with your gift...
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