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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:44 pm

Yeah. I don't see how Slick Rick is gonna be on the sidelines next year.

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Post by Saint » Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:57 pm

Yeah but those salient details emerged after the initial news that UL hired hookers for recruits. Katina's revelation should have been worth 3 schollies on sight.

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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:03 pm

so should fake classes

but you know how it is....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:26 pm

Boom
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:27 pm

"Katina's revelation should have been worth 3 schollies on sight."

One schollie per finger...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by Saint » Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:22 pm

eCat wrote:so should fake classes

but you know how it is....
Why, that's not against any rule in the book? 3 fingers, on the other hand...

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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2016 6:58 am

I respect guys that own it

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:12 am

The Fridays on City Line was the shit back in the day. I got caught a couple times with women that weren't my girlfriend at the time there. I even saw Barkley and Mutombo there (separately) once. I'm not sure if it has the same magic as it did in the 90s.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:19 am

Josh Pastner to Georgia Tech...ridiculous buyout avoided...and there was much rejoicing!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:19 am

that's such a Rick James quote

man, I never spent $40k on strippers

yea I brought a bunch of strippers and spent $40k on them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:22 am

Dave23 wrote:Josh Pastner to Georgia Tech...ridiculous buyout avoided...and there was much rejoicing!

I read they were negotiating.

I guess Pastner knew the gig was up. I can appreciate a coach walking away from a buyout for the good of the team.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:26 am

GT fans on the twitter are irate. This is shaping up to be a fun Friday.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:29 am

Also read that John Pelphrey interviewed for an assistants job at Bama

I hope he gets it. I love John as a former player but he's horrid as an announcer
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:30 am

eCat wrote:that's such a Rick James quote

man, I never spent $40k on strippers

yea I brought a bunch of strippers and spent $40k on them
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Post by Saint » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:05 am

Bklyn wrote:The Fridays on City Line was the shit back in the day. I got caught a couple times with women that weren't my girlfriend at the time there. I even saw Barkley and Mutombo there (separately) once. I'm not sure if it has the same magic as it did in the 90s.
So you're saying that Endless Apps aren't magical?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:08 am

Just like Kentucky Fried, they may have changed the recipe and removed the magic.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:45 am

Adabeyo named NC POY but I didn't vote for him

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:38 am

The NCAA is considering allowing college players to get endorsements.

I understand the current issues in college regarding players but this seems to be a loaded gun. I don't know the details of what they are proposing but shoe companies already play a role in deciding which college one of "their" kids go to

now you have a $250K sneaker endorsement for a future NBA player just out in the open
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:48 pm

This will all normalize once National Merit Scholars get shoe deals
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