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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:46 pm

Actually, it came right back to me quite easily from the decade of UK's futility under Tubby. But enjoy that one NC you guys have managed to snag under Cal. Sure as fuck ain't getting another one this year, losers...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:55 pm

Oh, I have no doubt that it's been simmering at the brim of your consciousness ever since 2011....you probably just didn't expect to have to wait this long to unleash it. And even then, IU did you the disservice of not getting to deliver the coup de grace personally - which you would've. UK was a Sweet 16 team at best this year but failed to live up to its seed, which happens, as UNC knows as well as anyone.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:14 pm

Just like Cal said in the post game interview, with that shit-eating grin he learned from UK's fan base: "Oh well, we'll have a whole new team next year!" Who gives a fuck? Not UK fans. They'll win their 7th recruiting title in a row and roll the dice. If they fail, fuck it, just bring in a whole new crop and see what happens. UK hoops is nothing more than a craps table. Maybe you'll get another Anthony Davis, or maybe you'll get that crew that got you to the NIT a couple years ago. Or this bunch of shitty losers you had this year (Skal, LMAO). But fuck it, right? They'll be gone next year and nobody will remember any of their names or give a fuck about them at all. But let's not waste any more time talking about UK, there's a tourny being played now and UK is not a part of it. Let's just give a golf clap to a second round flame-out to go along with Cal's NIT run and move along to teams that are still playing this year...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:20 pm

I'm too old to even care
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:22 pm

While I'm in sass mode, the hated Stu must've been sweating more than he usually is in his fat suit, watching Butler take it down to the wire against UVa. He's turned his lard-laden back on everything and thrown his generous corpus in with a bunch of jackass faggoths from Charlottesville. Blaspshemy!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:28 pm

UK vs. Michigan State in the FF??? Really, Blue? Well, at least you gave your bracket the precisely appropriate name: Bluecat's Busted Bracket. LMAO. UK in the FF?? LMFAO....
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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:32 pm

I'd like to see Ulis stay and Skal go but I bet neither will
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:37 pm

Doubt there's enough scholarships to go around with the class Cal has coming in next year. I have no idea who's coming to UK next year, but whoever they are, the current crop had their chance and failed. Thanks and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out of Lexington, ya'll have a whole new crop coming in next year to roll the dice on, I'm sure. Blow hard on 'em and let 'em rip!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:41 pm

eCat wrote:I'd like to see Ulis stay and Skal go but I bet neither will
What year is Ulis?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:41 pm

What's up with Providence's coach? The mange?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:13 pm

Ulis is a sophomore.

Yeah, Hedge. In retrospect, those picks were nearly as foolish as Arizona and Purdue. And as for the "dice-rolling" approach, I'll take 4 FFs, a NC, a Runner-up and an Elite Eight in 7 years. How's that stack up with Roy since 2009?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:15 pm

Why doesn't the Providence coach just shave it clean?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:22 pm

"And as for the "dice-rolling" approach, I'll take 4 FFs, a NC, a Runner-up and an Elite Eight in 7 years. How's that stack up with Roy since 2009?"

Three FF's and 2 NC's since Roy's been here (yes, I decline to accept your hand-selected choice of starting with 2009). And we're in the running for another one this year, very much unlike UK...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:26 pm

The only thing that matters is right now. Once you lose, it's forgotten. Even the winning is forgotten soon enough.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:31 pm

aren't you guys playing a game right now?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:33 pm

Halftime. We're up 4. If Providence starts hitting some 3's we're toast. Fortunately, the odds tracker has us at a 90% chance of winning at this point...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:34 pm

Pac 12 continuing an awesome tournament.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:35 pm

Not so much a hand-picked, arbitrary year as it is the time frame that Cal has been at UK and started taking top recruits away from Chapel Hill. You know, the approach that you were sassing.

Correct answer is Two Elite Eights and a Sweet 16. And a great chance at another title this year, no doubt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:35 pm

Is Oregon it for the Pac 10?

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