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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:36 pm

Happy Winter Solstice to all you Wiccans, Asatrus, and - as a shout out to AA - Odinists.
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Post by billy bob bocephus » Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:47 am

hedge wrote:If I was grading it out, though, I'd give a C to "I wish you were illusory" (that was low hanging fruit), while I'd give an A to the "probating your will", b/c that actually reconfigured what we were talking about in terms of "will" and creatively turned it into a pleasant thought about my death...
all thoughts about your death are pleasant...

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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:17 pm

C-
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Dec 22, 2015 2:15 pm

A+

low hanging fruit better then beating the bush and climbing trees looking for reconfigures

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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 22, 2015 2:51 pm

I wish somebody would beat you and throw you under a bush...
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:42 pm

effective

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:22 pm

Now even BBB is out hedging hedge.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:38 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:Happy Winter Solstice to all you Wiccans, Asatrus, and - as a shout out to AA - Odinists.
I don't believe in Odin. I just think it makes as much sense as the Judaeo-Christian god.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:32 pm

To all you Seinfeld enthusiasts, Happy Festivus.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:40 pm

Shut it

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Jungle Rat wrote:Shut it
Expressing grievances IS a time-honored Festivus tradition.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:04 am

Muslims faking hate crimes...

http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorial ... agenda.htm

Looks like they're learning the modern American art of weaponized victimology.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:14 am

Professor Tiger wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Shut it
Expressing grievances IS a time-honored Festivus tradition.
Shut it

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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:46 pm

This one's for Ghost:

Anglicans suspend Episcopal Church over same-sex marriage

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/14/world/epi ... index.html

Looks like TEC's mania for church-sanctioned buggery hasn't caught on around the Anglican world.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:30 am

The Pope and the Russian Orthodox patriarch to meet in Cuba.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/05/europe/po ... index.html
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Post by sardis » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:26 pm

Or wherever czar Vladimir tells them to meet.

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Post by Johnette's Daddy » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:12 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:The Pope and the Russian Orthodox patriarch to meet in Cuba.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/05/europe/po ... index.html
I'd be suspicious of any cars parked close to the meeting place.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:29 pm

Comrade Putin knows how to deal with you hooligans!
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:55 am

Professor Tiger wrote:This one's for Ghost:

Anglicans suspend Episcopal Church over same-sex marriage

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/14/world/epi ... index.html

Looks like TEC's mania for church-sanctioned buggery hasn't caught on around the Anglican world.
Does this mean we have to call off the Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper tonight?

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:20 pm

It's not authorized by Canterbury this year. You might have to make waffles instead.
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