Ostensibly Hoops

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:21 am

Drank a case of Coors (Banquet), drank half of a fifth of glenlivet and cooked 4lbs of brisket Saturday. Saturday was fun. Yesterday was hell. Between the hangover and the heart burn, it was a living hell. On top of that, we had to meet with the minister for pre-marriage counseling. I can't watch games for twelve hours drinking like a college kid anymore...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:24 am

Yeah! What are you, like 28 now?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:26 am

3 years till his 1st rehab

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:28 am

aTm wrote:Yeah! What are you, like 28 now?

Fucking 30 and losing my hair...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:37 am

"I have 46 aunts, uncles, great uncles and/or great aunts, not including their spouses...my grandparents had over 40 siblings between the four of them..."

Damn, ya'll rednecks love you some fucking, don't you?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:23 pm

hedge wrote:"I have 46 aunts, uncles, great uncles and/or great aunts, not including their spouses...my grandparents had over 40 siblings between the four of them..."

Damn, ya'll rednecks love you some fucking, don't you?

Where Ancestry.com and Match.com are the same thing

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:08 pm

This should make AA's ankle feel better

"The sources said Alabama's administration is determined, one way or another, to make a big hire to replace Anthony Grant in response to Auburn employing Bruce Pearl last March, and Marshall is essentially alone atop the wish-list. Alabama cannot offer Marshall great basketball tradition, school officials understand. But one source said they plan to pitch "piles of money, an athletic department with a culture of winning and every resource he needs to compete with anybody on a national level." It's possible football coach Nick Saban could eventually be involved in what would amount to a high-profile recruitment."

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:28 pm

Using the scenario generator on the yahoo tourny pool page, it looks like eCat will win under almost any scenario if UK wins it all. There are a couple of scenarios where he will finish second by 1 point if UK wins it all, either to Jeffery G or Dot Skillz (UK over Duke and Louisville, respectively, but other earlier games must fall in place as well - in other words, there are scenarios where UK beats either Duke or Louisville where eCat still wins the pool)...

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:35 pm

hedge wrote:"I have 46 aunts, uncles, great uncles and/or great aunts, not including their spouses...my grandparents had over 40 siblings between the four of them..."

Damn, ya'll rednecks love you some fucking, don't you?

My paternal great grandfather had two grandchildren older than two of his sons. Great Granddaddy DS kept having kids until he was in his 70's. His first wife (my paternal grandfather's mother) died, and the second wife was a much younger woman.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:43 pm

By then, I bet his balls were slapping the second wife's face when they did it doggy style...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:43 pm

It appears Stu will defeat the hated Ron Mexico under any scenario if Arizona wins it all. Thom Hamm will be proud, esp. after how much Ron Mexico used to sass him...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:46 pm

hedge wrote:Using the scenario generator on the yahoo tourny pool page, it looks like eCat will win under almost any scenario if UK wins it all. There are a couple of scenarios where he will finish second by 1 point if UK wins it all, either to Jeffery G or Dot Skillz (UK over Duke and Louisville, respectively, but other earlier games must fall in place as well - in other words, there are scenarios where UK beats either Duke or Louisville where eCat still wins the pool)...

I didn't even bother to look. I thought I had Virginia in the final game with UK which knocked me out.

I did call NC St over Villanova though. Only Spacer and I got that

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:48 pm

I'll believe it when I see it, eCat.

Did you know that Alabama has the second most wins in the SEC. Behind Kentucky?

Of course, Florida has only been good of late and Arkansas didn't join until 1992. But still....

We have a goodly number of Sweet 16's, but that's where our fortunes end: only one EEight, and no Final Fours.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:49 pm

eCat wrote:This should make AA's ankle feel better

"The sources said Alabama's administration is determined, one way or another, to make a big hire to replace Anthony Grant in response to Auburn employing Bruce Pearl last March, and Marshall is essentially alone atop the wish-list. Alabama cannot offer Marshall great basketball tradition, school officials understand. But one source said they plan to pitch "piles of money, an athletic department with a culture of winning and every resource he needs to compete with anybody on a national level." It's possible football coach Nick Saban could eventually be involved in what would amount to a high-profile recruitment."

Excellent, so we officially will get our answer.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:49 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I'll believe it when I see it, eCat.

Did you know that Alabama has the second most wins in the SEC. Behind Kentucky?

Of course, Florida has only been good of late and Arkansas didn't join until 1992. But still....

We have a goodly number of Sweet 16's, but that's where our fortunes end: only one EEight, and no Final Fours.

Wait, are you saying you now have doubts?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:56 pm

"I didn't even bother to look. I thought I had Virginia in the final game with UK which knocked me out."

Most everybody else did, too, or else Villanova, so that region is pretty much toast for everybody (save the couple of geniuses who picked Louisville to get to the FF)...

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:11 pm

read somwhere yahoo had a couple thousand perfect tackets after day one and all gone after villanova departed

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:31 pm

Tackets!

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:33 pm

aTm wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:I'll believe it when I see it, eCat.

Did you know that Alabama has the second most wins in the SEC. Behind Kentucky?

Of course, Florida has only been good of late and Arkansas didn't join until 1992. But still....

We have a goodly number of Sweet 16's, but that's where our fortunes end: only one EEight, and no Final Fours.
Wait, are you saying you now have doubts?

I don't doubt at all that he would come if we offered the right guaranteed package and program carte blanche. And that's what I was saying. I doubt that we will do that, though. I just don't have faith in Bill Battle to do what has to be done to get him.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:18 pm

Or saying what needed to be said...

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