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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:12 pm

What's intercourse?

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:30 pm

That door was a POS. He should be worried about more than just flashbacking military vets running around with knives.

There's no need for that little chain latch to ever be on the door again.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by 10ac » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:04 pm

I wonder if he was breaking the law by having an unregistered firearm.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:25 pm

That clip was posted on FB by the NRA

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:38 pm

Uh oh, did Kimmel put it together?
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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:41 pm

Maybe. I didn't click on it. It was on my wife's feed although I have no idea why the NRA would ever be on her feed unless it was forwarded by one of her Arkansas hillbilly relatives.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:37 pm

there is a story about - the guy lived and was sentenced to 5 years in jail
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:44 pm

That was a door made out of paper machet (sp?) then.
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Post by aTm » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:45 pm

Hollow core interior door that costs $15 at Home Depot. Doors forming the exterior of a unit should be metal or solid wood, that was some bullshit. No way that door would meet a modern building code.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:49 pm

They were just foolin' about...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by aTm » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:27 pm

aTm's Factoid of the Day.

The United States Auto Club National Midget Series national champion driver is actually a midget.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:06 pm

Brook's Factoid of the Day.

The word "factoid"' was originally created by Norman Mailer in 1973 that meant (paraphrasing) "a falsehood that is repeated so many times that it is believed to be a fact"...thereby making the term "factoid" an actual factoid.

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Post by aTm » Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:15 pm

The suffix -oid means "similar to, but not the same as"
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:36 pm

So, are you saying that the guy is, in fact, NOT a midget? A dwarf, perhaps? Maybe simply you are referencing Days of Thunder?
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Post by aTm » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:50 pm

this thread is now a logical puzzle I can't unravel
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:53 pm

Somebody needs to kill aTm. Soon.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by aTm » Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:10 pm

Suicidal? I'm one of your alters.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:53 pm

aTm wrote:this thread is now a logical puzzle I can't unravel
The baffling of atm continues...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:53 pm

Maybe they should do a sequel to Dune: The Scattering, called Dune: The Baffling...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:15 am

I wish you were buried under a dune.
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