Ostensibly Hoops

[Bklyn]

AA is anti-semitic.

[AlabamAlum]

I love Jews. My accountant, lawyer, and physician are all Jewish.

[Bklyn]

I just like making the accusation.

[Jungle Rat]

Thanks aTm.

[AlabamAlum]

I just like making the accusation.

lol. Wrong target. It's eCat, remember? He affirmed his hatred of Jews the night that Jon Bon Jovi was killed by that rabbi.

[10ac]

Was that the same one that chased Jimmy Carter?

[AlabamAlum]

Yes. The exact same one.

[eCat]

I just like making the accusation.

lol. Wrong target. It's eCat, remember? He affirmed his hatred of Jews the night that Jon Bon Jovi was killed by that rabbi.

if you want to know what really started, we had a cuckolded UNC fan on here a long time ago named Root and unbeknownst to me, he was married to a J.A.P.

Anyway, I had never said shit about Israel or jews or whatever, mainly because I wasn't all that comfortable with the people posting, but there was a kid playing for Maryland I think called the "Jewish Jordan" and I made some crack about Hitler proving Jews can't play defense and she comes on out of nowhere and start railing on my ass and then Root, having to prove he supported her antics in order to continue getting pussy on payday said he was done with the place and was never posting here again

and that's some pretty tame shit for what has been said on here in the past 15 years.

but that did give me the freedom to start my regularly schedule rant after that.

[eCat]

of course I realize you don't really want to know what happened.

that was more of a figure of speech on my part.

[AlabamAlum]

Don't play innocent, eCat. You remember that joke you told.

[Jungle Rat]

Whatever happened to the Jewish Jordan?

[AlabamAlum]

Don't play innocent, eCat. You remember that joke you told.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


A: Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven.

[Bklyn]

Defense joke. Solid shit, right there.

You're right AA, I messed up and referenced the wrong Aryan enthusiast. I'm relatively new, so some of the long standing jokes that I respect I really don't take advantage of often...like eCat's gun-toting pic he will regret sharing for the rest of his natural born days, his hatred of the Jews, esp those in his extended family, the death of John Bongiovi, Poolboygate, DS' love of girth, Muir Park, Rat going WikiLeaks on some guy here, hedge being cuckholded by Meryl Steubing and various ways to call Crash old. I'll get a hang of the historical sass over time. Probably not, though.

[AlabamAlum]

Cool that you went with JBJ's real name.

[Saint]

I think "shuttered" is a good way to keep your bunghole when Rat is around.

[eCat]

Former player Kyle Fuller writes a book about how much tail he got in college and Stallings shuts it down

Admittedly the excerpts from the book are horrible but his admission of getting $1,000 from someone is probably what got Stallings pissed

http://deadspin.com/did-vanderbilt-try- ... socialflow

[eCat]

and the first comment after that story highlights what is perhaps the best part of the UNC scandal to outside fans.

A story about a Vanderbilt player writing a book on sex and the first comment is
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Madoffs Mets
Tuesday 12:57pm
If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.


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Richard Punch
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Tuesday 2:21pm



+1

I think we're done here.

[crashcourse]

shit Im still a youngster I think

AA/sardis/maybe 10AC all have to be older then me. I just sound old on goat forums. Im mature beyond my years. wise to a fault. respected as an elder despite my youthful appearance.

[eCat]

speaking of hitler,

at work 2 weeks ago we had a "state of the union" speech where all of our Americas zone watched a powerpoint on Windows Live Meeting and dials into a conference call. The Senior V.P. (My bosses boss) usually kicks it off and the general intent is a rah, rah go sell more , we have to beat last years numbers stump speech.

If I have something going on, I normally skip them because I'm not involved directly with sales and this just happens to be one I skipped, but on yesterday's manager call, my boss was telling me about it.

In Windows Live Meeting, if you dial into the line and give the leader code, then you can control the presentation - so one guy can upload it, and then any "leader" can annotate it, mark it up, whatever - however alot of the senior management guys aren't all that technical and a common mistake they make with this is they don't understand that this isn't their own personal copy of the presentation - its shared and whatever you do is seen by everyone - all 300 people that call into this conference call.

Most of the time its pretty benign, a guy advancing the slides to see when its his time to speak, that sort of thing but on the last call, when the Senior V.P. came up to speak, the Live Meeting software put a picture of him in the corner of the screen and someone on his staff, not knowing they were doing it in front of everyone on the call, drew a hitler mustache on him with the highlighting tool.

And so the senior v.p., on a call with almost 300 suborinates , fucking loses his mind and demands to know who did it, but no one fesses up of course - I'm sure they were mortified when they realized that everyone could see what they did (or maybe they had the balls to do it knowing they couldn't be identified), but this guy is notorious for firing people in the heat of the moment and they knew that was a resume updating event if they got caught.

Of course its more funny to me because I know the people involved but I laughed about that all day. These meetings are recorded and archived so of course, after our boss told us, I immediately went to the archive to watch it and it had mysteriously been deleted.

Bummer.

[hedge]

You gotta love a post that begins with "Speaking of Hitler"...