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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:42 pm

We all know IB is afraid of pussy. Didn't know he was a fat ass though. Sorta figures though.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:57 am

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:I can vouch for IB. The only socks that he has are knee-high nylons for work (black and brown), tube socks for the weekends, and several pink socks that I have given him (my fault).
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Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Mr. Moneypenny » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:07 am

innocentbystander wrote: To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.
You're so sweet. Thank you.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by claver2010 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:14 am

innocentbystander wrote:
“Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric moved:
To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
This is a pretty good warning for any post from IB. He's basically telling you that before you engage in a discussion with him, you need to enter the depths of hell.

Who here doesn't agree with that?

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by claver2010 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:16 am

Jungle Rat wrote:We all know IB is afraid of pussy. Didn't know he was a fat ass though. Sorta figures though.
He's not a fat ass. He's a foodie that can't help himself when surrounded by the "delicacies" of The Olive Garden or Applebees. He also wouldn't go to these places if his wife didn't make him go to these places.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:51 pm

Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Mr. Moneypenny » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:49 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.
Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by claver2010 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:33 pm

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.
Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.
You think you're so smart Moneypenny. If he's a fat fucker, who in the world is he fucking?

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by tobaccoroadeagIe » Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:27 am

claver2010 wrote:
Mr. Moneypenny wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.
Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.
You think you're so smart Moneypenny. If he's a fat fucker, who in the world is he fucking?
The pages of 1990s tight magazines that haven't been stuck together yet

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:19 pm

tobaccoroadeagIe wrote:
claver2010 wrote:
Mr. Moneypenny wrote:Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.
You think you're so smart Moneypenny. If he's a fat fucker, who in the world is he fucking?
The pages of 1990s tight magazines that haven't been stuck together yet
y'all have absolutely no culture of your own... without me. Your obsessiveness is rather humorous, boring, frightening, and very sad all at the same time. You have my pity.

as long as tre is moderator over there, I will not return and I will not share. Blame him and that prideful chip on his shoulder, a chip that might be bigger than his penis. He has turned into another Zander with his feminine sensitivities, his needless tantrum bannings, and his narcisissim. He turned EO back into EI.
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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:38 am

How can something be humorous and boring at the same time? Or frightening and boring at the same time? That doesn't make sense...
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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:49 am

I was wondering how we can get Tre over here as a mod....
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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by tobaccoroadeagIe » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:56 am

I'm not cheap, I run an important bean counting kiosk on walmart road.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by claver2010 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:43 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I was wondering how we can get Tre over here as a mod....
Could you imagine if TRE was given mod powers here and banned IB yet again? I can only imagine what the resulting entry in the innocentbystander blog would look like.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by tobaccoroadeagIe » Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:20 pm

he might even stop texting you!

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by bluetick » Mon Aug 25, 2014 3:51 pm

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Just do it already..
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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Mr. Moneypenny » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:09 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
y'all have absolutely no culture of your own... without me.

...and his narcisissim.
Um...

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Mr. Moneypenny » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:11 pm

You were right about tre's penis, though. Tiny.

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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by claver2010 » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:48 pm

tobaccoroadeagIe wrote:he might even stop texting you!
You're just mad because he's now thinking about the size of your penis and not my penis.
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Re: Boston College Eagles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:04 pm

I afraid to ask how he knows his penis size.

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