The Goat Pen

Nobody prosecuted from the financial collapse and yet we're prosecuting the shit out of baseball players and of course hounding the slightest imperfection in every politician we can get the slightest bit of dirt on. Yes, that is not a coincidence. Go after the one body of power on earth that has the...

who the hell is jwmatthews anyway? Faggot, mostly. Some say he was born with an ass two sizes too small. Yep, that prick-teasing little bastard sent many a fruitloop home with a frustrated nutsack having failed to negotiate his tiny hiney. Many an hour was spent weeping. Eyeing his disappointing li...

Same thing happened at the gate to 32nd Street Naval Station in San Diego. Only it was a car and the old dude cut a guard in half when he hit him full on without applying the brakes.

Levitra for his penis and rhino horn for his ass.

Fuck it.

I post with my fists. I can stomp the internet off my computer when I get tired of posting. I can punch the molecules of my internet connection so hard it will rip your face off the next time you faggots even look at my posting. I'm from fucking Alaska you punks. See my balls? Cast fucking iron. Wat...

Bklyn wrote:

Alfredo Beltrán Leyva was arrested on January 21 in Culiacán, capital of the Mexican state of Sinaloa.

My wife is from Sinaloa.

jw's Spike Lee act is amusing. He passes judgment on anyone and everyone but never seems to have played the game himself. He's a jerk with a good seat barking at the players. Of course he knows he's an asshole, but at least every now and then the players glance over at him. Even if it's in disgust t...

I was down there in '88. Picked up some college girl at a bar called "Cherries" (had a swimming pool) and boned her on the beach that same night. Spent the rest of our trip boning her in our hotel room which pissed my buddy (Yes, my same friend from Cincinnati that was boning Huggins' secr...

She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.

this apology made my wife madder: "OK, i'm sorry...i guess that was flirting. But in my defense, that girl's titties were huge..." I was being toted around by my wife today while she was shopping and I kept seeing these incredible asses that must have had me gawking at them and once I was...

Reagan deserves much more credit for the collapse of the United States than he does for the collapse of the Iron Curtain. Before Reagan the US was the largest creditor nation on earth... after Reagan the US was the largest debtor nation on earth. Before Reagan the US had the largest and healthiest m...

Re: UNC's new point guard. Ol' Roy is really intent on out-faggoting Duke. Looks like UNC has went full homo. Never go full homo.

Innocent bystander (as is Dora) are obviously Wiki-warriors that don't have a clue as to what they are talking about. I'm not going to waste a couple hours resolving their naivety, but let me state the obvious so as even a brain dead imbecile can comprehend it: Saudi Arabia has a very vocal and very...

Wouldn't it be shocking if she made some wild outrageous unbelievable claim like "Gary Williams is a drunk"?

Point taken. A US attack on Iran could destabalize Saudi Arabia with their Shiite restless minority so don't look for the Israelis to succeed in their desires anytime soon. Saudi Arabia has made if very clear if anyone is going to attack Iran then it must be Israel as that gives their Shiites someon...

>Invading and ultimately killing Saddam Hussein in Iraq eliminated Iran's chief regional rival and led to a Shiite dominated Iranian government. Nah, Iran was Shia dominated before. It's Iraq that is newly Shia dominated. I'm glad to learn I'm one of the idiots though. :) I hope you realize I meant...

Sad that Dora was the only one of you idiots that realized the US Invasion of both Iraq and Afghanistan had strengthed Iran's influence and power in the middle east tremendously rather than having diminished it. The Taliban was hostile to Iran and we eviscerated them. Invading and ultimately killing...

I recommend the following as many don't seem very familiar with the topic at hand. I also recommend ignoring jw as he's a jackass whose entire point of being as a poster is to challenge other posters to prove something to his satisfaction. He's basically doing the same act here he pulled in the base...

It's cycling. I didn't give a fuck. Exactly. We've had Karl Rove thumbing his nose at Congressional Subpeonas and getting away with it. Bankers and Investment Charlatans perjuring themselves right and left without a whimper from Justice over bankrupting the entire world while lavishing themselves i...