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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Fri May 27, 2011 8:59 pm

this apology made my wife madder:

"OK, i'm sorry...i guess that was flirting. But in my defense, that girl's titties were huge..."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat May 28, 2011 2:59 am

the exodus from Boiling Springs continues.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Stormaktstiden » Sat May 28, 2011 6:27 am

Cats rule wrote:this apology made my wife madder:

"OK, i'm sorry...i guess that was flirting. But in my defense, that girl's titties were huge..."
I was being toted around by my wife today while she was shopping and I kept seeing these incredible asses that must have had me gawking at them and once I was sure my wife busted me and I mentally formed an excuse that went something like:

"I love asses. I am an ass-man. I cannot stop myself from checking out asses as I do it instinctively. A reflex action for which I am powerless to control... within 2 seconds of me seeing a woman I will invariably attempt to look at her ass. I cannot stop myself. My eyes betray me. They work only for my dick and get their orders exclusively from that traitorous vowless bastard as he has no conscience."

Thankfully I never had to use it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Sat May 28, 2011 9:33 am

Mail order brides know better. She just has to bite her tongue a little longer and that green card is hers!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Stormaktstiden » Sat May 28, 2011 2:32 pm

She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Sat May 28, 2011 9:44 pm

Stormaktstiden wrote:She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.

Nothings holding her to you except your gravitational pull.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Sat May 28, 2011 10:30 pm

Headline, meet photo. Photo, meet headline.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7053 ... cid=rss-30


And Jimmy... I think you have some 'splaining to do!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by bela » Sun May 29, 2011 3:02 am

Dora wrote:How are you holding up without him Bela?
Good, Dora. Thanks or asking.

Strangely enough no other Klatu-like person has stepped in to fill the void.

Its strange, I used to attract them.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Sun May 29, 2011 10:53 am

TheBigMook wrote:
Stormaktstiden wrote:She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.

Nothings holding her to you except your gravitational pull.
maybe it's the schlong generating the gravity?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 29, 2011 2:06 pm

Why would you even think that?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by O.E. » Sun May 29, 2011 6:27 pm

More Larry drew fun...

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/05/28/366185 ... olina.html
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon May 30, 2011 10:29 am

To: Augie
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Re: Batshit insane.


Gottfired? Are you fucking kidding me?


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 30, 2011 10:31 am

Where ya been AA?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon May 30, 2011 10:32 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Where ya been AA?

Vacation. And I had a few health issues.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 30, 2011 10:45 am

Viagra is just not cutting it anymore huh?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon May 30, 2011 10:50 am

I am a Levitra guy. Oh, and powdered rhino horn.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Stormaktstiden » Mon May 30, 2011 10:56 am

Levitra for his penis and rhino horn for his ass.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon May 30, 2011 10:57 am

Don't flirt with me.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon May 30, 2011 11:05 am

What about human horn?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 30, 2011 11:15 am

Anthony Grant is earning his keep now - great recruiting class for Bama
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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