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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Ron Mexico » Mon May 16, 2011 10:36 pm

eCat wrote:I wonder what started that? Seems like the guy in the white shirt was just fucking with him at first.
I think "Batman" was pestering people to get pictures taken with him for money or something. There was a whole new genre of freakshows lining the strip this time around, someone was getting people to pose with a boa constrictor or python, another guy was dressed as Darth Vader, and another one dressed as Spiderman. Plus the ubiquitous dudes handing out the hooker or strip club fliers.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 16, 2011 11:07 pm

I saw a pic on Facebook tonight of a dude doing a hula hoop and drinking a beer. Looked a lot like Ron Howards brother. Any guesses who that might be?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 17, 2011 2:20 am

who the fuck are all these new fucknuts on here?

anyhow, i am drinking Guyanese rum punch right now, and i'm going toe to toe. In fact, i'm ahead on points.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 17, 2011 2:22 am

don't forget, this Sattydee is the Preak-Ness. time to fire up some krab cakes, Old Bay fries, and black-eyed susan cocktails...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 17, 2011 6:33 am

we saw a Michael Jackson, a guy from the hangover (Zach), Captain Jack Sparrow, Chewbacca and Princess Leia, and two fairly hot women dressed as cops in pleather shorts - don't remember seeing Batman though.

As for the hooker cards, I'm convinced when you call up the number on those cards they hand out, that the short fat mexican woman handing them out, throws on a blonde wig and runs over to your hotel room.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 17, 2011 7:33 am

Sweet

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 17, 2011 8:06 am

a follow on to batman

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 17, 2011 10:08 am

Gator by God's Grace wrote:don't forget, this Sattydee is the Preak-Ness. time to fire up some krab cakes, Old Bay fries, and black-eyed susan cocktails...

Just another year without a triple crown threat. Fuck you Big Brown! That's right, I still hold a grudge.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue May 17, 2011 10:21 am

I forgot about Michael Jackson and Jack Sparrow, I saw both of those too. There might have been two Jackos in fact.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 17, 2011 10:23 am

A black one and a white one?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 17, 2011 11:03 am

Just like real life.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 17, 2011 11:20 am

Were they living together in perfect harmony?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 17, 2011 11:37 am

I saw two MJ"s together on the side walk. They were having a crotch off
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 18, 2011 11:21 am

Somehow I totally fucked up my back last night at the Reds game. Holy fuck! I have no idea what I did either.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed May 18, 2011 12:42 pm

probably syphilus

take a pill it won't hurt as much

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sun May 22, 2011 10:29 am

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 24, 2011 8:24 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graeter's in San Francisco!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 24, 2011 9:31 pm

Is that an ice cream place?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 24, 2011 11:23 pm

Shut your hole hippie!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Red Bird » Wed May 25, 2011 2:09 am

Some regular clown beat up batman?

. . . another illusion all shot to hell.

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