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Re: UCLA Bruins
Show her some midget porn
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As hedge said last week, both things can be true.DooKSucks wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:40 amOr it could be that print media is dying and that magazines are going down the drain faster than Trump’s cognitive abilitiesinnocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
in addition to overusing the word cooch, I am also listening to the "The Ride" by DAC on loop around the house.
My wife doesn't know Saint but she hates his ass for introducing me to the Cornbreadcowboi
My Kentucky mountain accent is in full swing again.
have your paid your dues, can you moooooAAAnnnn the blues, can ya......bend them get..tar strangs.......
My wife doesn't know Saint but she hates his ass for introducing me to the Cornbreadcowboi
My Kentucky mountain accent is in full swing again.
have your paid your dues, can you moooooAAAnnnn the blues, can ya......bend them get..tar strangs.......
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
You could also play the original version of Respect...
I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I feel like I've missed out on life looking at the Cornbread Cowboi reels
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Re: UCLA Bruins
That was true long before Cornbread entered the picture...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Im gonna need some clarification. Do you feel that your life is passing you by while you're stuck doing nothing except looking at reels on your phone? Or is it that seeing Cornbread Cowboi makes you realize all the things that you should also have been doing in your life?
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Undoubtedly the latter...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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sitting around in the evenings I've been watching some old western TV series.
Around dinner each night I watch Tales of Wells Fargo, followed by a show called Lawman.
I can only imagine being a 10 year old boy in 1957 , the golden age of Westerns on TV.
Anways, I am crushing hard on a woman on lawman named Peggie Castle
she'll never beat Donna Reed though
Around dinner each night I watch Tales of Wells Fargo, followed by a show called Lawman.
I can only imagine being a 10 year old boy in 1957 , the golden age of Westerns on TV.
Anways, I am crushing hard on a woman on lawman named Peggie Castle
she'll never beat Donna Reed though
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Who is the Rick Dalton of the shows?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Dale Robertson
well Steve McQueen literally plays a bounty hunter in Wanted Dead or Alive, and its a classic 50's Western Series.
so I guess it would be him.
Dale Robertson plays a Wells Fargo investigator
You know Tarantino has an entires TV series already written, and he said a long time ago that it would be Bounty Law. I don't understand why Netflix hasn't picked it up and ran with it. He has 8 episodes written
well Steve McQueen literally plays a bounty hunter in Wanted Dead or Alive, and its a classic 50's Western Series.
so I guess it would be him.
Dale Robertson plays a Wells Fargo investigator
You know Tarantino has an entires TV series already written, and he said a long time ago that it would be Bounty Law. I don't understand why Netflix hasn't picked it up and ran with it. He has 8 episodes written
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Never knew Byron Allen as a "media mogul". I just remember him as a fill-in comedian on tv.
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Oh yeah. Dude is loaded. I only know him for talking sports at night during late night benders.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I remember Byron Allen from the show Real People. Damn, I’m old.
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Same, Dave. I thought that was all he ever did. But I just watched because I wanted bone Sarah Purcell
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RIP Apollo Creed
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Huh, I thought I remember he died a long time ago.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.