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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Sep 28, 2026 9:25 am

My wife and I hit 32 years in the next week or so, and it’s marriage #2 for both of us.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 28, 2026 10:24 am

its funny to me how much we fight on here but how much we all have in common
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Sep 28, 2026 10:54 am

Congrats on the retirement, TAk..
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Sep 28, 2026 11:27 am

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2026 9:15 am I remember celebrating my parents 25th wedding anniversary , and being that I was maybe 12 years old at the time, thinking no one could be married that long. My wife and I celebrate 30 next year and this is my second marriage
My parents met at ages 18 & 15, got married five years later, together a total of 62 years when my Pop passed away. I used to tell them I wouldn’t live as long as they were together. Shit is getting real close now…

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Sep 28, 2026 11:29 am

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2026 10:54 am Congrats on the retirement, TAk..
Appreciate it, man. I don’t miss the headaches, but I do miss the people. Kinda like eCat said above.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Sep 28, 2026 3:48 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2026 10:24 am its funny to me how much we fight on here but how much we all have in common
Disrespection was our founding mandate...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 28, 2026 3:53 pm

Fuck you.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Oct 04, 2026 5:43 pm

Ouch. Cops may have the worst job in the world right now.



Love that mom. She was doing everything she possibly could to keep her delinquent daughter out of jail for the night. And the cops realized that. But enough is enough. Social Media has ruined our children. Teaching our children not respect their teachers, not to respect authority, telling our children everyone is out there to molest them has rendered our daughters to behave like this. We don't shame our kids anymore and this is what happens. They wind up like this girl. There is nothing mom can do, the young lady is soiled and can not be a functioning member of civilization anymore.

Basically, she needs to marry an abusive alpha male. She needs to obey him. And when he spanks the shit out of her for misbehaving (which she will do all the time), we all need to look the other way. She is hysterical. And under no circumstances, should any attorney like DookSucks ever come into her life to make her "whole" at the expense of any man willing to wife up a harridan feral female.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 06, 2026 12:56 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Oct 09, 2026 11:53 pm

When the truth walks away
Everybody stays
'Cause the truth about the world
Is that crime does pay

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 12, 2026 9:54 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Oct 14, 2026 9:11 pm

Guessing she didn’t get those at WalMart…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu Oct 15, 2026 10:55 am

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Oct 14, 2026 5:36 pm
Is it against the law if it's in her own house?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Oct 15, 2026 12:22 pm

We need an attorney to answer that question. I don't trust AI.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Thu Oct 15, 2026 1:48 pm

Is it against the law if it's in her own house?
If it's not then Louis CK just hit the jackpot.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 15, 2026 2:41 pm

I think the whole story was debunked this morning.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Oct 19, 2026 3:45 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 19, 2026 4:07 pm

Naw. I'm gonna film it.

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