The Goat Pen

so I go over to a guy in my group and I'm like, hey , you should see the ass on the girl we just hired last summer and he says - have you seen the girl I'm dating?

I was like "you're divorced?"

and he pulls out this USA Today

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... n/1672553/

and of course he is dating the 30 year old and has pictures of her in thongs on his computer

goddammit

Um, I've been dating Tonya since October.

I like a gal to take pride in her appearance, but when they get obsessed with the gym and their diet, it's a turnoff. Go fuck the stairmaster, bitch...

much better

Not impressed with Marie. Too skinny...and I like thin girls.

and DS's date takes the "ride of shame" home

It doesn't seem to be that ashamed...

Just threw up in my mouth

How are "her" nails.

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That poor wife. I wonder how many seconds passed before he stopped holding her hand.

man, I literally went "whoa!" and jumped back in my seat when I saw side A of eCat's co-worker gal. reminds of seeing a chick from behind in a public place and thinking she's hot and then after managing to angle around her, you instantly regret it.

I won't lie. I'm about at the point that I'd hit any 20-something who wasn't fat and had a pussy. age does that to you. but that shit is almost as far from what I find sexy as just about anything except rotten teeth or morbid obesity.

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"I won't lie. I'm about at the point that I'd hit any 20-something who wasn't fat and had a pussy."

You could've been even more truthful by dropping the "20-something" and "fat" parts...

AugustWest wrote:

Id be guilty too.

Jungle Rat wrote:

AugustWest wrote:

Id be guilty too.

There's nothing wrong with looking. It's when you touch the merchandise that you've crossed the line. I guess that's not gonna keep Posh from getting her knickers in a twit.

Well, he's been caught touching in the past...so, any infractions will result in the twitting of those knickers being dialed up a bit.