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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:25 pm

Vandy beat them.
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:27 pm

we're not beating Vandy either
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Post by aTm » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:29 pm

I hope DS's Carolina squad goes easy on us this weekend.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:38 pm

That game is already over. Anything less than a 30 point victory should put Sumlin's ass on the hot seat.
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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:51 pm

Looks like it was easy to find a good seat for that game...
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Post by crotch » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:11 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Western Kentucky scored 10!
Western could beat UK by 40......

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Post by crotch » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:18 pm

I've been an LSU football fan for quite a few years and always considered Tiger Stadium to be the best atmosphere in college footbal....especially for a night game,... but the atmosphere at Rocky Top after the Vols destroyed the Gaytors was no doubt equal to anything at LSU. Place was electric and going nuts. No better school fight song than Rocky Top. My hat's off to the Vol Nation. That's what college football should be like all the time.

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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:20 pm

BTW..... here's how UK football fans show their excitement after a victory...

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:01 pm

given I lived in Bama for 7 years, they are my backup team
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:26 pm

Why not Auburn?
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:35 pm

I dunno

probably Bama is more aligned with UK Basketball
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:54 pm

Kentucky has played 21 road games against Alabama. The Wildcats were completely shut out in 10 of those 21 meetings. In fact, in 21 road games against Alabama altogether the Kentucky football program has totaled just 96 points (4.57 points per game).

The Wildcats have never scored more than 17 points in a road game against the Tide. Their highest scoring outputs in those games: 17 (2003), 14 (2009) and 13 (1929).
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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:47 pm

I'm sure Crotch had a great time tailgating in the mule and buggy lot for that 1929 game...
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Post by crotch » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:39 pm

hedge wrote:I'm sure Crotch had a great time tailgating in the mule and buggy lot for that 1929 game...
Indeed I did, Hedge....Some of my fondest memories.. but my brother and I had a heck of a time convincing 'Lightning' to attend the game. :D

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:11 pm

If UK scores more than 11 ecat has to post a pic of his wife. Naked. Doesn't matter the decade. No baby pics though.

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Post by Saint » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:33 am

Or at least the home slasher movie she was in during college when she ran out of the house half naked.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:35 am

did anyone see this?

Green Bay Packers kick returner and WR Ty Montgomery flew under the radar with the most heads up play out of any NFL snap Sunday.

On a late 1st quarter kickoff during the Lions-Packers game yesterday, Montgomery received a lions kick that ended up near the 3-yard line. Instead of waiting for it to roll into the end zone for a touchback or have it be downed by the kicking team, Montgomery purposely stepped out of bounds before diving on top of the ball while his feet remained out of bounds.

Instead of the Packers beginning their drive at the 3-yard line or even the 25 (have there been a touchback), Green Bay was able to advance the ball to the 40-yard line due to a penalty. Not just any penalty though, it’s one that warrants one of the heftiest yardage punishments of any.

That penalty states that via the NFL rulebook, if the ball comes into contact with a player that is out of bounds, the ball is hear-by considered out of bounds. If you think of it like an electric current, Montgomery was the connect that was able to, through him, make the ball technically out of bounds.

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:39 am

Very cool that the refs caught the nuance.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:09 am

I think I was listening to the packers game against Detroit and they thought a flag against Detroit for pass interference--66 yard penalty. quite the heave I would say. haven't seen or heard a longer penalty

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:13 am

Not quite the same, but two years ago Bama took a kickoff 108 yards to the house. They called a block in the back at the 3 (away from the ball carrier). We fumbled the next play and Ole Miss scored. Took 7 points off and put 7 on in 9 seconds.
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