The Goat Pen

What else did you expect?

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:13 pm How do you know who kids are following on IG?

Nevermind. I forgot you are a pedophile.

I am a father. You forgot that too.

I have been watching this youtube series about a guy who bought a house that basically should have been condemned on a remote island.

At some point he introduces his girlfriend and I can't really explain it but I am so obsessed with her. If I was 25 years old, I'd track her down and ask her to marry me.

She is attractive, she works her ass off , ostensibly to help this guy achieve his dream, she seems happy about it all. Her day is fulfilled just hanging out with him doing shit he thinks is going to get them the best life on this island. She also carries a knife and wears Carhartt which is a bonus. I actually do see a lot of my wife in her, I'm always kidding my wife about the 25 year old version of her like "25 year old you wouldn't need a Prada purse to be happy" kind of thing

just watch a few minutes of it until she shows up. He is a lucky man in my book. Also, he is a good guy too.

That's a lot of work to have goats. Not sure what their purpose is, and why keep them so far from the house?

yea I don't know, personally I'd be pumping water into the house and those goats can lick snow until spring but its their life

they're young though so bringing water into the house from the well is not a big deal to them I guess.

If she's hot enough, he can start a Youtube channel of her making shit with that knife and side-boob coming out of the Carhartts

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 25, 2025 8:14 am I have been watching this youtube series about a guy who bought a house that basically should have been condemned on a remote island.

At some point he introduces his girlfriend and I can't really explain it but I am so obsessed with her. If I was 25 years old, I'd track her down and ask her to marry me.

She is attractive, she works her ass off , ostensibly to help this guy achieve his dream, she seems happy about it all. Her day is fulfilled just hanging out with him doing shit he thinks is going to get them the best life on this island. She also carries a knife and wears Carhartt which is a bonus. I actually do see a lot of my wife in her, I'm always kidding my wife about the 25 year old version of her like "25 year old you wouldn't need a Prada purse to be happy" kind of thing

Unfortunately, I think her behavior is all "just for show" to get subscribers and for youtube monetization. I think she is just constructed, acting in a role. That would be more likely than a 25 year old girl being willing to work her ass off for her man like that. But wouldn't it be great if she were for real?

Okay so I watched Anora. I get why it won so many Academy Awards. Sad, but perfect acting. Its pure Sean Baker "Poverty Porn."

Basically....

Anora = Pretty Woman + Only Fans + Russian Oligarchs - Happily Ever After

this is funny but its some cold shit too

That was like a ten second loop of Hogan and his current wife that just kept replaying. Good troll job though...

Is that a big hairy mole on her chin?

Rest in Peace Admiral "Ice Man" Kazansky

I wish you were ice cold and left to rot in a pauper's grave where you belong.

Jennifer Tilly is like 3rd on my list of celebrity women I'd like to bone.

Hayak is #1 by a mile.

Tilly has that raspy voice that just tells you she has a grip like a velcro glove.

America needs this

They handled the OJ situation nicely...

that was the only reason I posted it

that was great

Who's #2? halle berry?

I don't know, but Tilly isn't hot enough to be #2 on my list.