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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:13 pm

we nailed up a big piece of plywood at the intersection where everyone would see it and it said "Welcome to Hell, Mayfield"

Mayfield proceeded to curb stomp us that night
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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:49 pm

Well, it was hell for ya'll...
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No wonder your parents abandoned you hedge

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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:14 am

A guy that me and Stu went to high school with (graduated the same year), he played football in high school and stayed in town and went to the local college and came back and helped with the football team while he was in college and then came back and worked as an teacher and assistant coach for the football team when he graduated from college. Eventually became the head coach and athletic director of the high school. Basically has spent his entire life since 9th grade at our high school. Well, last year he retired under shady circumstances, evidently he had a huge problem buying scratch off tickets and it got to the point that he was sending students and athletes to buy scratch off tickets for him during school hours. I'm sure there's more to his "retirement" than that, but he did (does) spend a ton of money on these high dollar scratch off tickets. Well, he won a million bucks this past weekend on one. Whose laughing now?
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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:15 am

Actually he opted for the lump sum, which was 600K, so after taxes it was just over $400K. Still, not a bad payday for a guy making no more than $50K a year...
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:37 pm

It will be gone in short order...

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Post by eCat » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:56 pm

Kentucky had a chance to hire Petrino

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:07 pm

Why I don't like college football? Preseason games in Week 3. Besides Iowa. Holy Fuck! Tennessee and Florida play next week. Todays games will be nothing but vanilla. My Bobcats made it fun though. I guess these games are to get the backups pumped for next week. Still. That's why Sundays are better than Saturdays if you live in an NFL town. Once the season starts, it starts. You can't scrimmage during the season.

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Post by eCat » Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:31 pm

always brings a smile

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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a collection of them

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Post by aTm » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:51 am

:::Checks, late night game scores...:::

Lmao, Texas is back! They should drop them a few to #13 maybe.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:56 am

Heh.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:02 am

eCat wrote:a collection of them

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This is my all time favorite of the bunch.

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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:13 pm

One of these days, Hugh Freeze is going to learn how to step on the throat of his opponent when he has them down.

I hope.
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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:10 pm

I hope you're Hugh Freeze's opponent when he learns to do that...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:15 pm

You gotta do better than that if you still want to play the game. That was awful.

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Post by aTm » Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:38 pm

Hugh Freeze is example #1 of the typical meathead running a college program. He can check all the boxes (like many salesmen and flim flam men) on connecting with kids, getting them to buy in, and to his credit, even in teaching them how to play and having some understanding what kind of overall strategy will help his players win, but when it comes to actually having the brains to understand tactically what is going on, manage the clock, get the football team doing the right things to win a close game, he just doesn't have it so it comes down to luck in those games.

It's been clear to me watching Ole Miss ever since we've been in the league that he doesnt have a clue, and we won our first two games against Ole Miss because he's a bumblefuck on the sidelines (and we had Manziel to win the game for us when Ole Miss put it on a platter).
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:21 pm

I had a feeling with Bridgewater out, Adrian Peterson was going to get too many reps and blow out a knee, so in fantasy I drafted his backup McKinnon

that has been a total bust. He's earned me like .10 points so far
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:23 pm

You aint winning

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