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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:47 am

thanks for putting me in the fetal position for the rest of the day
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:36 am

A&M offers Shabazz Muhammad. Sweet, I guess.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:46 am

1. Fuck the Miami Heat.

2. Lebron is a 'boon.

3. Fuck the Miami Heat.

4. Dallas' Arizona guy > Miami's Arizona guy.

Note: Fuck the Miami Heat.

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Post by eCat » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:01 am

aTm wrote:A&M offers Shabazz Muhammad. Sweet, I guess.

he is/was on Kentucky's radar. Supposedly he is leaning toward UCLA right now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:40 am

What you describe is indeed a workout...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:16 pm

Shabazz seems like a head case. Of course, so was McCants, and I'm glad we had him, but I seriously doubt Shabazz is going to hang around anywhere for 3 years or even 2 years. He definitely seems like the kind of guy that would lean towards a big city market. His ego needs LA. Nothing wrong with that, necessarily. Carolina was on him early, but that's over...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:28 pm

I think I'm going to actually watch Shaqs press conference at 1. Always liked him.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:32 pm

I thought he retired like five years ago.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:47 pm

hedge wrote:Shabazz seems like a head case. Of course, so was McCants, and I'm glad we had him, but I seriously doubt Shabazz is going to hang around anywhere for 3 years or even 2 years. He definitely seems like the kind of guy that would lean towards a big city market. His ego needs LA. Nothing wrong with that, necessarily. Carolina was on him early, but that's over...
Oh, so... because he eschews Cack-o-lacky, powerbluenation labels him a head case and pretend you were not all that interested. Sound just like UT-Austin football with that stuff.

Most of these primadonnas *are* head cases, few will stay more than 2 years, and they'll mostly go to the schools that can provide the quickest access to toys/prizes and quality pussy while they're paying their dues in the "NCAA farm system."
Indeed, UCLA has most schools beat in the "pussy-for-the-privileged" dept., so for a testosterone-fueled black kid who's never banged anything better than a teen mother wearing something from Wal Mart .... that's a big draw.

You know this.

Deal with it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:14 pm

"Oh, so... because he eschews Cack-o-lacky, powerbluenation labels him a head case"

I guess you didn't notice that I said "like McCants". I actually like having one guy on the team like that, that everybody else hates. Somebody that doesn't give a fuck. I'm not sure we've got anybody like that on our team this year, but I've got hope for both McAdoo and, esp., Hairston. I think he's going to be a shit talking swaggerer from day one. As long as he can back it up, I'm fine with it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by CAT » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:33 am

My cousin had testicular cancer--had to have testosterone and blood transfusions to keep his red cell count up--didn't go on for years though.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:47 pm

I have mind cancer. I've had all my life, I'll surely die with it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:43 pm

That would explain much.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:00 pm

At least I know I'm infected.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:02 pm

It's incredible to me how oblivious people are to their own crazy notions. People can not see themselves as they are anymore than a cat can recognize itself in a mirror.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:46 pm

Would you shut the fuck up already you crazy whore.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:19 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:15 am

I like the "who is viewing now" feature. Like right now, Crotch is lurking.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:42 pm

Not 3 barrels! He can't go down with 3 barrels!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:38 pm

Your husband's all right, Mrs. Brody. He's fishing. He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner. We won't be long, we haven't seen anything yet. Over and out.
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