The Goat Pen

The MIF is on some kind of synthetic thyroid pill, she takes it every day. Terrified that if she stops she's going to gain weight. Sometimes for fun I hide the bottle, she's worse than any crack addict I've seen scouring the carpet for pebbles searching for it...

ive had viagra--got two tablets from a doc I worked for --cut them in quarters--have never told the wife she is dead set against me taking them until I "need" it. so 1/2 the time didn't take advantage of the 1/4 tab it for one reason or another until the next day when I notoiced it still seemed to be in system. other half the time it just makes things a little easier maybe.

but levitra? feels like I' was 18

still have 1 and 3/4 levitra left for vacation/drunken orgy sex but for the most part the 1-2 times a week we do it no pill is needed. levitra is like icing on the cake though

also on niacin for triglycerides > 300 but chol is only 130 though

Niacin also helps your boner...

I'm okay with that designation.

That you help with a boner?

I was replying to your comment to me.

Yeah, I *can* make do without Levitra, but with it, I am some sorta tantric sex god. Great medicine.

Meth works for me.

so what do women take as their equivalent of levitra, cialis or viagra?

Wine

Research on women taking PDE5's for libido has been spotty to poor. Estrogen and (as funny as it sounds) testosterone can sometimes help.

Again. The answer is wine.

I think they make little pillows for gout, AA.

Nah, you're thinking of the little pillows they make for stangulated hernias. Some of those hernias develop their own personality, learn to talk, and evenually take over and reduce the person to being the hernia's mindless lifesupport. The most famous of the talking hernias was that one off of "Total Recall".

Heh. At first I thought that was hedge

agree with rat. 1/2 bottle of wine and clothes are coming off whether you're in the mood or not.

Yeah, but what does your wife use? Or does it matter?

heh...the wine is for her

While I can see differences between now and when I was 17 - mainly how low my balls hang now - I'm not quite at the point where I'm ready to jump on the viagara afternoon shuttle yet. Porn, toys and variety still keep me interested enough to keep it regular.

If I were relegated to missionary position on Saturday night's at 10 pm, I'd just say forget it - masterbation is just as good -and I'd know she was fucking the poolboy

That's a good attitude. Stay with that. Because once you are on Levitra, you won't consider doing without. It's like heroin for your dick, or your ego, or both.

eCat wrote:If I were relegated to missionary position on Saturday night's at 10 pm, I'd just say forget it - masterbation is just as good -and I'd know she was fucking the poolboy

Sounds like a man who speaks from experience...

Some of the shit that I hear women say about their ex-husbands is hard not to laugh about while they're talking but sick as fuck at the same time.