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hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:42 pm

The MIF is on some kind of synthetic thyroid pill, she takes it every day. Terrified that if she stops she's going to gain weight. Sometimes for fun I hide the bottle, she's worse than any crack addict I've seen scouring the carpet for pebbles searching for it...

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:29 pm

ive had viagra--got two tablets from a doc I worked for --cut them in quarters--have never told the wife she is dead set against me taking them until I "need" it. so 1/2 the time didn't take advantage of the 1/4 tab it for one reason or another until the next day when I notoiced it still seemed to be in system. other half the time it just makes things a little easier maybe.

but levitra? feels like I' was 18

still have 1 and 3/4 levitra left for vacation/drunken orgy sex but for the most part the 1-2 times a week we do it no pill is needed. levitra is like icing on the cake though

also on niacin for triglycerides > 300 but chol is only 130 though

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:24 pm

Niacin also helps your boner...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:26 pm

I'm okay with that designation.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:53 pm

That you help with a boner?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:44 pm

I was replying to your comment to me.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:46 pm

Yeah, I *can* make do without Levitra, but with it, I am some sorta tantric sex god. Great medicine.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:50 pm

Meth works for me.

billy bob bocephus · Post by **billy bob bocephus** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:53 pm

so what do women take as their equivalent of levitra, cialis or viagra?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:55 pm

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Research on women taking PDE5's for libido has been spotty to poor. Estrogen and (as funny as it sounds) testosterone can sometimes help.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:28 am

Again. The answer is wine.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:22 am

I think they make little pillows for gout, AA.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:28 am

Nah, you're thinking of the little pillows they make for stangulated hernias. Some of those hernias develop their own personality, learn to talk, and evenually take over and reduce the person to being the hernia's mindless lifesupport. The most famous of the talking hernias was that one off of "Total Recall".

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:32 am

Heh. At first I thought that was hedge

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:45 am

agree with rat. 1/2 bottle of wine and clothes are coming off whether you're in the mood or not.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:05 am

Yeah, but what does your wife use? Or does it matter?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:11 am

heh...the wine is for her

While I can see differences between now and when I was 17 - mainly how low my balls hang now - I'm not quite at the point where I'm ready to jump on the viagara afternoon shuttle yet. Porn, toys and variety still keep me interested enough to keep it regular.

If I were relegated to missionary position on Saturday night's at 10 pm, I'd just say forget it - masterbation is just as good -and I'd know she was fucking the poolboy

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:21 am

That's a good attitude. Stay with that. Because once you are on Levitra, you won't consider doing without. It's like heroin for your dick, or your ego, or both.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:05 am

eCat wrote:If I were relegated to missionary position on Saturday night's at 10 pm, I'd just say forget it - masterbation is just as good -and I'd know she was fucking the poolboy

Sounds like a man who speaks from experience...

Some of the shit that I hear women say about their ex-husbands is hard not to laugh about while they're talking but sick as fuck at the same time.

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