The Goat Pen

You are obnoxious.

LOL at "stage 1 turkey neck"...

might be the coolest thing you see all day

okay so I finally got a chance to catch that Am I Racist? movie. Excellent. Very funny. I went to a matinee and thought I would be the only one there. Nope. Theater wound up sold out, surprised me. Everyone was smiling and having a great time. Might be one of the best comedies I have ever seen.

You didn't need a movie to answer that question..

one of the coolest guys in the world reduced to a Shrek phone case

He's really taken care of himself...

Maybe he gained all that weight for an upcoming part...

dude has to be mid 80's by now. At some point does it matter if you eat a cheeseburger?

My mom was diagnosed with stage 4 metastatic breast cancer a couple of years ago.

Shortly after her initial diagnosis, she was at my house, and asked for something to drink. I offered her a Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper. Her reply was “oh, no…I don’t drink anything with aspartame. It gives you brain cancer.”

I looked at her like she was nuts and said “Really?!”

It’s her favorite drink now.

its hard to give up aspartame. I"ve tried twice now. I mean, its not like impossible but eventually I'm just like fuck it, I like coke zero. How much can I drink before its the same as lab rats?

sorry to read that about your mom , this country should have cured cancer long ago

I’ve been drinking Diet Coke/Pepsi/DrPepper/whatever else for probably 30 years now. I can’t even drink a regular soft drink now…they’re too sweet.

I’m assuming something else will get me before aspartame does.

Mexican Coca Cola made with cane sugar and not high fructose corn syrup is amazing. It comes in 16 oz glass bottles. I drink a 4 pack per week. I could drink ten in a day though. I love them.

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2024 8:34 am dude has to be mid 80's by now. At some point does it matter if you eat a cheeseburger?

Maybe not one or two but damn...

Asian John Wick



or as Asian say "Ron Rick"
all Asians talk like Scooby Doo to me

wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon

I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother

I 'd love to see 25 year old eCats reaction to what I just typed

You’re very handy, I can tell.

I’m starting to see like 65 y/o grannies at the grocery with mad makeup and big ass and I’m like ya know, maybe?

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:00 pm wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon

I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother

I 'd love to see 25 year old eCats reaction to what I just typed

There is a lady in our neighborhood who I see up at the club from time to time in her early 70’s who still turns heads. Undoubtedly she has had work done — but nothing that seems too drastic — and she has always taken good care of herself per folks who are local. I would jack off beforehand just to make it last longer with her gorgeous ass.

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:00 pm wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon

I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother

I 'd love to see 25 year old eCats reaction to what I just typed

High five?