The Goat Pen

no but Mook can smell the chocolates from there

CAT-he's not a baby anymore but he's not quite at the age where he's a full-on little kid. a few more months should take care of that.

We stopped at an Indian grocery last night up in Mason and I got some Paneer Makhani. The box described it as richly spiced which I should have known better.

Holy shit, I love the taste of it but it is crazy hot. I ate about a 1/3 of it and then it hit me - this is going to come out of my ass at some point, so I had to stop.

Let us know when that point comes.

I'll spare you the details

C'mon e, we need a follow up to the shrimp explosion.

Should have ate some ice cream right after that. At least when the spice is passing through your ass, the ice cream would be right behind it to at least give you some hope.....

Actually yogurt.

That's why they use it so much in their drinks and desserts.

I recommend ecat try drinking a mango lassi with his ass

everything is back to normal...normal for me anyways

I know you guys are on pins and needles waiting to hear about my kitchen renovation.

We decided to expand the counter along the length of a wall which requires we take out the windows we have and replace them with smaller windows and then redoing the brick on the exterior. I hired a contractor to match the brick and do the window install.

We're adding 8 feet of base cabinets/countertop so we're taking the old laminate out and replacing it with a granite top. Then we'll paint to contrast the granite.

Since we are relocating the fridge, we will buy a much bigger one now, one of those French door models and we're swapping out the electric range for a gas with built in griddle.

The food will taste the same and I won't get any wild monkey sex for it so I'm not all that thrilled with the expenditure.

Well, I'm proud of myself. I read the first sentence, the first 5 words of each ensuing paragraph and the last sentence. It's sorta like how I watch any season of a reality TV show.

eCat wrote:I know you guys are on pins and needles waiting to hear about my kitchen renovation.

We decided to expand the counter along the length of a wall which requires we take out the windows we have and replace them with smaller windows and then redoing the brick on the exterior. I hired a contractor to match the brick and do the window install.

We're adding 8 feet of base cabinets/countertop so we're taking the old laminate out and replacing it with a granite top. Then we'll paint to contrast the granite.

Since we are relocating the fridge, we will buy a much bigger one now, one of those French door models and we're swapping out the electric range for a gas with built in griddle.

The food will taste the same and I won't get any wild monkey sex for it so I'm not all that thrilled with the expenditure.

And she'll want to do it again in 5 years...

It will take me 5 years to pay for it.

perfect timing

In two years, she'll want to remodel a bathroom or something.

Divorce may be cheaper in the long run

actually I'm the kind of guy that needs a project. I get restless if I don't have something going on.

No wonder you dont get wild monkey sex, she thinks you like doing it anyway.

what that old joke?

guy gets his penis cut off in an accident. the insurance company pays him 10 thousand dollars. the doctor tells him it will be a thousand an inch to replace his cock and to go home and talk with his wife to determine how long they want it to be. When he goes back to the Doc the Doctor asks him what they decided and he says "we're getting granite counter tops".

ba bump bishhhh