The Goat Pen

I hear casey anthony has had more dicks in her then a urology office

It's not rape if you like it...

my first wife was telling her sister that her doctor always checked her for something that involved him sticking a finger up her ass every time she went in for a physical.

Her sister, who had the same doctor and rang in at about 240 pounds, informed her he never did anything to her ass.

That was an interesting moment

I bet her sister's poolboy didn't do anything like that, either...

I liked this passage from The Bully of Toulon, but I would've used a colon instead of a dash:

"At the Stark County courthouse in Toulon, where Abraham Lincoln spoke in 1858, records of legal proceedings are still entered by hand in hefty leather diaries. Under the letter "T," going back more than 30 years, are myriad cases against Curt Thompson. Some appear harmless enough: a dispute with an employer; traffic citations; failure to keep a dog's vaccination records current; violation of a litter ordinance. But others seem bonded by a common theme—vendetta."

they may have shared poolboy secrets for all I know

the sister died of a bee sting a few years ago oddly enough

Nobody cries when fatty dies...

"Unlike most bullies, Thompson targeted more than the weak. Sheriffs, politicians, even black belts in karate qualified for vendetta if they managed to wrong Thompson."

I haven't had a physical since I was a kid. I don't expect to live that much longer so you're welcome.

I don't think the Bully of Toulon would do very well in here...

"Every day, Tracy says, Thompson circled his house, glaring. When he told Thompson, "Curt, why don't you just leave us alone? We're not bothering you," Thompson replied, "Yes, you are bothering me. You're harassing me all the time."

I wonder who would win a fight between the Bully of Toulon and the Butcher of Lyon?

The Bully of Toulon pulled off the ultimate bullying: He killed himself in his jail cell...

heh, I'm 8 years into group 5 - take 10mg daily of both prevastatin and lisinopril - have had periodic bouts of gout for the last 3 years and had 2 kidney stones pulled out my left ureter last week - I can't frikkin' wait for my '70's...

I've had gout. My first flare up, I thought I had somehow shattered the bone in my big toe. Had a friend in radiology shoot a film Snapped it up on the light box and didn't see any breaks and accused him of pulling the wrong film.

He said,"bet it's gout." I argued and told him, "BUT I'M NOT FAT!"


Anyway, it was gout. Hurts like a summbitch. Took colchicine, Lortab and Indocin until the pain was bareable and then went on allopurinol. Been on it every since. It and Levitra are my only two meds. And I won't consider doing without either.

Gout is very prevalent in alcoholics. Hmmmm

If I werent drunk, I bet I could come up with a snappy retort.

hedge wrote:The Bully of Toulon pulled off the ultimate bullying: He killed himself in his jail cell...

yep http://www.pjstar.com/news/x2058734832/ ... s-Thompson

they say suicide is a cowards way out

I think its must be pretty damn hard to kill yourself.

Not if you ride the Euthanasia Coaster!

"Been on it every since. It and Levitra are my only two meds. And I won't consider doing without either."

Spoken like a true addict...