The Goat Pen

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:50 pm Did she give you any pain meds? And, more importantly, is she hot?

eh..she is doctor hot I guess. But if someone is gonna look at my junk, I want it to be a woman doctor. Also gonna go with a woman sticking a finger up my ass

I guess she would have given me pain killers if I asked for it. I wasn't like I need morphine, this is like giving birth pain, it was more of a constant burning sensation and I could never get comfortable. It did wake me up and night a few times.

Last stone I had, I went to the ER for whatever they would give me in the middle of the night.

When I got there, though…I wasn’t “presenting”, and I guess they thought I was just some junkie looking for a late night hit.

I think they were ready to release me when it hit, and I went full Bruce Banner transforming into the Hulk on one of their beds in the staging area. They were eager to treat me at that point.

"When I got there, though…I wasn’t “presenting”, and I guess they thought I was just some junkie looking for a late night hit."

We've all been there. Well, I've been there...

yea my brother was in the ER with them earlier in the year with 1, so he was amazed I passed 4 in the same week. I was just lucky - I expected the serious pain to kick in at any moment.

I did go the hospital once with back pain maybe 15 years ago - I could barely walk when I got there, but I wasn't a priority and someone had a heart attack while I was there. By the time the doc got to me the pain had subsided noticeably and he acted like I was there just trying to get a bottle full of vicadin

Great. Just fucking Great. Just found out I have a tiny stone. Tell me again about this zapper. I really don’t want to piss out a rock.